Waiting for my dream girl

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The Purdue “penis” has its beginnings in the 1990’s. I really don’t know how it got started. Or why a penis. Maybe when you don’t win games the fans look for other things to focus on. I never payed attention to it. You learn to “block out” everything anyway. I only knew of it from TV, our student newspaper, and some of the guys in my dorm. There was an unfortunate situation a few years ago where a player was injured and the crowd kept bouncing it around. That became a big story on ESPN. Not a good thing…

Yes we sucked or were mediocre for most of the time I was there. I often wonder what would have happened if my family had stayed in Michigan? Michigan State (my Dad’s alma matter) was very interested in me and there was a possible “full ride” scholarship. What made things hard is that I had to “try out” as a “unknown” walk on my Freshman year so I struggled. Injuries did not help. And my parents, especially, wanted me to focus on my classes. I started in Engineering. My degree by the way is in "Industrial Management." Looking back, guess I shoulda gone to “IU” but they were worse… My first wife had been a cheerleader at IU and was instrumental in helping me get into grad school there. Both my wives are nurses. They both have thought I displayed signs of "CTE."

Purdue football has been good at times (not recently however). Just before we moved down here, they had a decent team with a really good quarterback. I know you’ve heard of him. His name is Drew Brees. I’ve met him before. Not that much older than me. Good guy. Future HOF. With Andrew Luck’s retirement, Brees is probably my favorite NFL player. I still think the Saints got screwed last year (the “no call” if you follow football).

There is an unconfirmed “rumor” circulating in Indianapolis that if Jacoby Brissett has a poor start, the Colts may try to land a “veteran” QB. The name being tossed around is familiar to Colts fans: Manning. Only this time Eli.

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Originally Posted by a9127

There is an unconfirmed “rumor” circulating in Indianapolis that if Jacoby Brissett has a poor start, the Colts may try to land a “veteran” QB. The name being tossed around is familiar to Colts fans: Manning. Only this time Eli.

Well not that anyone cares, but wow, that "rumor" was short lived... Sunday the Colts signed Jacoby Brissett to a $30 million 2 year contract and signed Brian Hoyer (once the Browns "backup" for Johnny Manziel). So I guess no Eli. I thought it would have been awesome.

Also, to set the record straight, I struggled only as a "walk on" at Purdue my Freshman year. Did OK after that. But no we weren't very good. Rather would have played for Michigan State on a full scholarship. And yes, concussions are a serious issue. The new helmets don't seem to help that much. I'm sure I will always have some trouble as I get older.

Was it worth it? In many ways, yes. Especially the opportunity to play at that level.

Good things such as Teamwork, Leadership, Sense of Accomplishment, Connections in Business, Performing in front of thousands of people, learning about the Media, Public Speaking, etc. derived from football have helped me in my two other careers. And everything else has pretty much healed up over time. So in my 30's I'm in great shape other than possible CTE and the ocasional pain and "stiffness" when I get out of bed in the morning. Anyway I'd be too "old and slow" to play now... Unless I was a Quarterback or Kicker.

Since my football career ended my proudest achievement has been to recieve a special "Heavy Hitter" skull and crossbones t-shirt from my students who play at our university. This shirt was given only to outstanding defensive players on our National Championship team in 2012. It meant a lot to me.

It's kind of like a lifetime "fraternity." So yeah, it was worth it.

Andy

(The picture below. The real reason guys play football. )

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Early this morning I was getting ready for class and checked CNN to see what the “latest” on the Hurricane was. Who should show up but one of my “future wives.”

The first pic is from the ad for the sweatshirt that is supposed to “Disrupt American Manufacturing.” She’s allegedly an “Apple Engineer.” We’d have a lot in common. If not, we could always base it on sex…

Haven’t seen her in a long time. Thought she had forgotten all about me.

Anyway, still don’t know her name… figured if she’s following me around like that she must really like me.

So I thought I’d ask her out this weekend.

Only problem was I couldn’t find a name. But I did find a few more pictures. Hope my wife doesn’t find out…

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Kayleigh Coxx.

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Aspen Brooks screencaps from a video interview.

The video is just over 11 minutes long and not hard to find. Probably too long to post on here. Definitely watch it ‘till the end…

God, she looks so sexy in those ripped jeans. “Future wife”? Of course she is.

(My first thought while watching this clip is what else is between her legs that I’d like to suck? Hint: It’s not from McDonalds. )

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Below was my response to someone's question about dating in another thread. Thought I'd quote it again here. No you are not gay—although it wouldn’t matter if you were—and everything about your attraction to “t-girls” is normal. Don’t worry about it!

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Very interesting question and thread. I’m not sure what is really “different.” Call me naive if you will but wouldn’t you be attracted to the same things in someone regardless of that person’s sexual orientation or gender identity? I can’t speak for everyone but that’s at least how I feel about it.

One thing I do think is true is the best way to meet someone is face to face. That could mean a bar or club, a gym, taking a class, volunteering, etc. Maybe you could become more involved in LGBT activities? I have been to several “Days of Remembrance” and there was often time to “mix” afterward. I’ve attended many “pride” events as well. And been invited to parties. You never know who you might meet or where something might lead to.

My transgender friend from childhood (Stephanie) who I’ve written about elsewhere, lived just down the street. We started hanging out as friends. She was a very pretty, feminine boy, and as we got to know each other she became my first girlfriend. I never really thought much about it. We both liked each other and… She was the first person I ever was truly in love with and we dated through high school.

I’ve been married twice since then. I’m not a “fan” of on-line dating services, Internet “chat,” or “webcams.” Personally I think they’re a waste of time. I’d rather just ask my new friend out for coffee. And as I’ve said before I think this forum is a terrible place to meet someone--at least it has been for me. It seems that I do much better in “real life” (maybe it’s the car… ).

But I don’t know of any other forums. I would just hang in there, don’t be afraid to ask her out, and remember it’s the person you are interested in. Best of luck to you my friend!

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One final thought. This is what I posted a while back under "Biggest Turn-On's"

“I like someone with intelligence, confidence, pretty eyes, nice smile, and a sense of humor. It also doesn’t hurt if they have natural breasts, legs to die for, and a fantastic ass…”

Two things (to notice)... Intelligence is #1 (on my list) and I didn't even include (if) they have a cock or not.

See ya. Gotta go workout...

Peace Out

Andy

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Saturday night workout update. Tonight’s infomercial featured an “inversion table.” For low payments of only $14.99, it promised “relief of tension.” To me it looked more like something that belonged in a home dungeon.

I eagerly awaited my own “relief” as I watched a pretty fitness model clad in tight spandex strap her ankles to the device then lean back with her arms stretched over her head like she was on a torture rack.

Sadly I felt only ”frustration” as the commercial quickly cut to video of grey haired middle-aged men using the device to “relive lumbar pain.”

I most likely won’t be purchasing this piece of fitness equipment. However it did give me an idea (actually quite a few of them… ). Maybe I could get my friend Chalene to try it out with me? We could take turns. Or better still, use two of them. I'm sure we could make it work. Bet that would “relieve tension.”