Worst.Date.Ever.

[Bionca]

This may sound weird.. but.. I'd totally love getting down with a gay guy. To borrow from my genetic girl sisters... "All the good ones are taken or gay". Gay guys DO tend to take better care of themselves.. and no gay guy I know would have met a date in scrubby sweat pants and a t-shirt... oh the humanity of it all.

On that note.. my phone has been ringing off the hook from loser-man. I've been busy, so haven't answered him. But.. It seems his gf is out of town this weekend and he'd like to "make it up to me". I'm tempted to accept just to see if he puts on proper pants this time and maybe gets carry-out or a pizza delivered .. schmuck.

[GRH]

Originally Posted by Bionca

This may sound weird.. but.. I'd totally love getting down with a gay guy. To borrow from my genetic girl sisters... "All the good ones are taken or gay". Gay guys DO tend to take better care of themselves.. and no gay guy I know would have met a date in scrubby sweat pants and a t-shirt... oh the humanity of it all.

You are quite right, it's no wonder that GG's tend to make friends with gay men. In many ways they are superior to straight men.

that note.. my phone has been ringing off the hook from loser-man. I've been busy, so haven't answered him. But.. It seems his gf is out of town this weekend and he'd like to "make it up to me". I'm tempted to accept just to see if he puts on proper pants this time and maybe gets carry-out or a pizza delivered .. schmuck.

Don't even waste your time on some asshole like that.

[hankhavelock]

Originally Posted by Bionca

This may sound weird.. but.. I'd totally love getting down with a gay guy. To borrow from my genetic girl sisters... "All the good ones are taken or gay". Gay guys DO tend to take better care of themselves.. and no gay guy I know would have met a date in scrubby sweat pants and a t-shirt... oh the humanity of it all.

It makes a lot of sense.

Originally Posted by Bionca

On that note.. my phone has been ringing off the hook from loser-man. I've been busy, so haven't answered him. But.. It seems his gf is out of town this weekend and he'd like to "make it up to me". I'm tempted to accept just to see if he puts on proper pants this time and maybe gets carry-out or a pizza delivered .. schmuck.

Yes, hehe, that could be intereresting. Maybe we should make a little bet on it - how he treats you this second time. My bet is probably slightly better, but again, I wouldn't put my money on it :-)

[Bionca]

Well I answered his call, just to hear him grovel. I coyly asked him what his plans were ... *wipes eyes from laughter* ... ordering some Chinese take out, watching a "special movie on DVD" and seeing where that leads...

Oh what a turd

I sarcasticly told him he was the most romantic guy I knew.. he caught the sarcasm (points for him). Then he told me that "romance was for 'real girls'". Then he called me a bitch and dropped the "C" word (boggle). I laughed in his ear and told him I was too much woman for him. I fear I may have closed the door on another fantastic opportunity

[hankhavelock]

Originally Posted by Bionca

Well I answered his call, just to hear him grovel. I coyly asked him what his plans were ... *wipes eyes from laughter* ... ordering some Chinese take out, watching a "special movie on DVD" and seeing where that leads...

Oh what a turd

I sarcasticly told him he was the most romantic guy I knew.. he caught the sarcasm (points for him). Then he told me that "romance was for 'real girls'". Then he called me a bitch and dropped the "C" word (boggle). I laughed in his ear and told him I was too much woman for him. I fear I may have closed the door on another fantastic opportunity

OMG... what a complete jerk... I really can't believe he said that to you. Yes, you bet, you're too much woman for him. I hope you pissed him off real good - well, I sense you do have the verbal ability to do just that :-)

H

[sesame]

I think he is a peevish crackpot.
A frustrated angry man who lives on the edge.
Stay well away from his like.

[Bionca]

I have a feeling he understands that I won't be visiting him. I should totally take some cheesecake pics and email him.... mwahahahaha... real woman indeed

[sesame]

Then you will be called a cruel heartbreaker.
The guy can have a heart attack, for chrissake!
He may even commit suicide out of grief.
Have some sense of mercy, O evil empress!

[Bionca]

ok.. I was going to write something a little self-snarky.. but Sesame.. that was really sweet

[BlueRaven88]

Originally Posted by Bionca

I have a feeling he understands that I won't be visiting him. I should totally take some cheesecake pics and email him.... mwahahahaha... real woman indeed

im sorry what are 'cheesecake pics'?

[sesame]

Cheesecake means:
A photograph of an attractive woman in minimal attire

Here it means Bionca in her unhindered heavenly grace...

[Show Me Love]

Originally Posted by Bionca

I should totally take some cheesecake pics and email him.... mwahahahaha... real woman indeed

do it to me. i can handle dat. you know.
luv u

[Bionca]

Oh I don't know... it takes a special man, or maybe a strong stomach to see pictures of me like that...