real shemale

[JodieTs]

Originally Posted by svartekaptenen

True, the correct term is transwoman or just woman, at least
my girlfriend says so.

I tell my man the correct term is: 'Ladyman'.

[testbed]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

I tell my man the correct term is: 'Ladyman'.

Are you serious?

[JodieTs]

Originally Posted by testbed

Are you serious?

Totally.
Blame Karla Cox!
She rang me last week, bored and a bit tipsy!
{She started out with an agency called Bubbles Escorts, some time ago, before going indy}
So she thought it would be fun to apply on-line for a job with them again.
But she was not serious. So we thought her contact number on the application
could be Mr Jodie's work mobile!
At this point I became very enthusiastic.
We thought that as he's a hunky looking bloky bloke, he would make a crap shemale.
So we coined the phrase "Ladyman" to cover him.
Karla later thought better of the idea and cancelled the application.
Subsequently, I told Mr Jodie about his almost new career.
Ever since then, Mr Jodie & I have answered our phones, to each other with this greeting:
"Bubbles Escort service, how may we help you?
Would you like to book a Ladyman? They're very exotic, you know!"

It's always fun in Jodieland!

[smc]

Originally Posted by testbed

Are you serious?

Just asking that question warrants you an offer of some swampland real estate in Florida, really, really cheap.

Originally Posted by smc

Just asking that question warrants you an offer of some swampland real estate in Florida, really, really cheap.

Unfortunatly, it has already sunk and/or was eaten with all it's actual inhabitants by a bunch of big crocs...

[testbed]

Originally Posted by smc

Just asking that question warrants you an offer of some swampland real estate in Florida, really, really cheap.

Originally Posted by danthepoetman

Unfortunatly, it has already sunk and/or was eaten with all it's actual inhabitants by a bunch of big crocs...

Wow, this was uncalled for. Is a member not allowed to ask questions without receiving snarky replies?

[JodieTs]

Well, let me think....
yes members may ask any questions,
but the question is always open to receiving snarky reply.

Would you like Mr Jodies work mobile number now?
If you do ring him, don't forget to say:
"Bubbles Escort service, how may we help you?
Would you like to book a Ladyman? They're very exotic, you know!"

Sorry if i offended you, testbed. It was not ment to. Just a little bit of humor. Please don't be mad.