real shemale
 

i have see alot of shemale in porn movies but not meet real one ? not were can see real one like to be with man not just for movies

Well first off. My definition of a "real shemale" is a male bodied person who is in porn and has had cosmetic surgury to make them self appear female with out having to take HRT (hormone replacement therapy).

Now if you're looking for a transsexual woman. All I have to say to that is good luck. Cause we tend to hide in plain sight. :P

True, the correct term is transwoman or just woman, at least
my girlfriend says so.

Well your gf is correct sir. :yes:

62% of women you interact with in public every day have willy's.
Just ask them, they'll confirm this is true.

However is not "tranny" short for transsexual? As for the various names
and so on, my girlfriend are a preoptranswoman, she has friends that
are postoptranswomen, a few transvestites that not consider themselfes
women, just men that likes to dress in womens clothing, as you can see
this is much for an ordinary man like myself to keep apart.

I tell my man the correct term is: 'Ladyman'.

Are you serious?

Totally.
Blame Karla Cox!
She rang me last week, bored and a bit tipsy!
{She started out with an agency called Bubbles Escorts, some time ago, before going indy}
So she thought it would be fun :confused: to apply on-line for a job with them again.
But she was not serious. So we thought her contact number on the application
could be Mr Jodie's work mobile! :eek:
At this point I became very enthusiastic.
We thought that as he's a hunky looking bloky bloke, he would make a crap shemale.
So we coined the phrase "Ladyman" to cover him.
Karla later thought better of the idea and cancelled the application.
Subsequently, I told Mr Jodie about his almost new career. :yes:
Ever since then, Mr Jodie & I have answered our phones, to each other with this greeting:
"Bubbles Escort service, how may we help you?
Would you like to book a Ladyman? They're very exotic, you know!" :p

It's always fun in Jodieland! :lol:

Just asking that question warrants you an offer of some swampland real estate in Florida, really, really cheap.

Unfortunatly, it has already sunk and/or was eaten with all it's actual inhabitants by a bunch of big crocs...

Wow, this was uncalled for. Is a member not allowed to ask questions without receiving snarky replies?

Well, let me think....
yes members may ask any questions,
but the question is always open to receiving snarky reply.

Would you like Mr Jodies work mobile number now?
If you do ring him, don't forget to say:
"Bubbles Escort service, how may we help you?
Would you like to book a Ladyman? They're very exotic, you know!" :p

Sorry if i offended you, testbed. It was not ment to. Just a little bit of humor. Please don't be mad. ;)

Jodie, my previous comment was not directed at you. I found that first explanation from you was humourous and not snarky.

Thankyou.

Oh thats ok
I knew it wasn't directed at me.

About that suggestion that you and everyone else ring up Mr Jodie,
pretending to be looking for "Bubbles Escort service"
He has just pointed out that it would take only 5 minutes for him to change that number,
and everything connected with that number including his girlfriend.....GULP!
Hummm, best we don't play the
Annoy Mr Jodie with "Bubbles" game.


(I love my Mr Jodie. :inlove:)

Far from me any intention to rumple your loved spouse, lady Jodie, whom i respect so admiringly, but If you fall into such sudden and unsettling celibacy, i dare to offer myself to your radiantly inextinguishable charm and wit, even as the biggest of all bubbles... :innocent: