Does masturbating mean that you are gay?

[JodieTs]

Think about it for a minute.

This is a serious point.
You have a penis attached to your body.
and you touch it and it gets hard
then you stroke it and it feels nice
and on and on.

But the the is it's a penis
your penis
and you're a man.

So you are sexually attracted to a male penis attached to the body of a man {you}

I think that any man who does that is very faggy and definitely a homosexual in denial

If you were really a heterosexual man, you would only touch it with tongs while wearing protective gloves

[Frozen_Warnings]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

If you were really a heterosexual man, you would only touch it with tongs while wearing protective gloves

I do just that. I also blindfold myself so I can't see my own penis which makes it difficult to look at porn while I masturbate.

[tslust]

Ya, masturbation is totally gay.

[Kakariko]

I just found out I'm gay

[aussiepride]

if you sit on your hand till it goes numb then wank your cock so it doesnt feel like its your own hand touching it, then maybe yes.

[smc]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

Think about it for a minute.

This is a serious point. ...

Attention all Forum members. I would like to present something similarly serious. Please contact me regarding a large sum of money I've recently inherited but must move out of my country to safe account overseas. I will gladly pay a very large percentage to you in exchange for your personal information and a safe harbor (temporary) in your personal bank account.

Thank you in advance.

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

Attention all Forum members. I would like to present something similarly serious. Please contact me regarding a large sum of money I've recently inherited but must move out of my country to safe account overseas. I will gladly pay a very large percentage to you in exchange for your personal information and a safe harbor (temporary) in your personal bank account.

Thank you in advance.

I'll consider helping, but only if you want me to send all my bank account numbers and my credit card numbers. Also all transactions must go through or end up in Nigeria. One last thing; you had better be a relative of a politician that has been persecuted. Oops, sorry. That last requirement is too easy to fill.

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

I'll consider helping, but only if you want me to send all my bank account numbers and my credit card numbers. Also all transactions must go through or end up in Nigeria. One last thing; you had better be a relative of a politician that has been persecuted. Oops, sorry. That last requirement is too easy to fill.

I thought I had told you before that I am the love child of Silvio Berlusconi and John Edwards. Ooooh, does that make me gay?

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

I thought I had told you before that I am the love child of Silvio Berlusconi and John Edwards. Ooooh, does that make me gay?

That conjures up images that are not all that pleasant.

[darkrage6]

This is the strangest question i've ever heard.

[smc]

Originally Posted by darkrage6

This is the strangest question i've ever heard.

Get out much?

satire (noun) -- the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

[Frozen_Warnings]

Originally Posted by smc

Get out much?

satire (noun) -- the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

Now the poor guy is going to question his masculinity every time he masturbates.

[smc]

Originally Posted by Frozen_Warnings

Now the poor guy is going to question his masculinity every time he masturbates.

Maybe masturbating is the answer to WHY he doesn't get out much.

[franalexes]

Originally Posted by smc

Maybe masturbating is the answer to WHY he doesn't get out much.

or needs to.

[kaytan]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

Think about it for a minute.

This is a serious point.
You have a penis attached to your body.
and you touch it and it gets hard
then you stroke it and it feels nice
and on and on.

But the the is it\'s a penis
your penis
and you\'re a man.

So you are sexually attracted to a male penis attached to the body of a man {you}

I think that any man who does that is very faggy and definitely a homosexual in denial

If you were really a heterosexual man, you would only touch it with tongs while wearing protective gloves

the only thing that I know about myself is:
I only prefer to have sex with ts-ladies, about masturbating, well, I used to do that when I was about 16 since 20, but now, no,I don\'t, I only watch transsexual porn to make my cock hard. now I hate masturbating.
so, Jodie, I think males masturbate because of many reasons, but if liking a TS-lady makes me gay or bi, I have no problem with that, because it\\\'s the only way to get satisfied in my sexual life for me.

[tonywaits]

So obviously all males are gay, even from birth.

[smc]

Originally Posted by kaytan

the only thing that I know about myself is:
I only prefer to have sex with ts-ladies, about masturbating, well, I used to do that when I was about 16 since 20, but now, no,I don\'t, I only watch transsexual porn to make my cock hard. now I hate masturbating.
so, Jodie, I think males masturbate because of many reasons, but if liking a TS-lady makes me gay or bi, I have no problem with that, because it\\\'s the only way to get satisfied in my sexual life for me.

I think the question you should be answering for yourself is what the fact that you took Jodie's question seriously says about you!

[davideblaine]

well if that makes me gay, bring on the dicks. lol

[cdxlvr]

so that's why I like shemale porn

[cumshooter69]

Originally Posted by JodieTs

Think about it for a minute.

This is a serious point.
You have a penis attached to your body.
and you touch it and it gets hard
then you stroke it and it feels nice
and on and on.

But the the is it's a penis
your penis
and you're a man.

So you are sexually attracted to a male penis attached to the body of a man {you}

I think that any man who does that is very faggy and definitely a homosexual in denial

If you were really a heterosexual man, you would only touch it with tongs while wearing protective gloves

This could explain why I like Tgirls & men sexually, so if it makes me gay for jerking off my own cock, than i'm 100% gay and loving it.

[guiltydreamer]

I don't consider myself gay, but have to admit to being a bit of a wanker!!