Does masturbating mean that you are gay?

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

Attention all Forum members. I would like to present something similarly serious. Please contact me regarding a large sum of money I've recently inherited but must move out of my country to safe account overseas. I will gladly pay a very large percentage to you in exchange for your personal information and a safe harbor (temporary) in your personal bank account.

Thank you in advance.

I'll consider helping, but only if you want me to send all my bank account numbers and my credit card numbers. Also all transactions must go through or end up in Nigeria. One last thing; you had better be a relative of a politician that has been persecuted. Oops, sorry. That last requirement is too easy to fill.

[smc]

Originally Posted by ila

I'll consider helping, but only if you want me to send all my bank account numbers and my credit card numbers. Also all transactions must go through or end up in Nigeria. One last thing; you had better be a relative of a politician that has been persecuted. Oops, sorry. That last requirement is too easy to fill.

I thought I had told you before that I am the love child of Silvio Berlusconi and John Edwards. Ooooh, does that make me gay?

[ila]

Originally Posted by smc

I thought I had told you before that I am the love child of Silvio Berlusconi and John Edwards. Ooooh, does that make me gay?

That conjures up images that are not all that pleasant.

[darkrage6]

This is the strangest question i've ever heard.

[smc]

Originally Posted by darkrage6

This is the strangest question i've ever heard.

Get out much?

satire (noun) -- the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

[Frozen_Warnings]

Originally Posted by smc

Get out much?

satire (noun) -- the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

Now the poor guy is going to question his masculinity every time he masturbates.

[smc]

Originally Posted by Frozen_Warnings

Now the poor guy is going to question his masculinity every time he masturbates.

Maybe masturbating is the answer to WHY he doesn't get out much.