Fran, in a leather mini dress.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by franalexes

This strikes me as way to funny.
smc, let's not scare away the customers here. This isn't the first guy to come along with itches in his britches. He may be a little "un-polished" but he is trying to be careful and check out the "turf".
I did get another pm from him and he didn't fall through the ice.
There's always my block/delete button. He may be fun to play with for a while, like a cat plays with a mouse. I'll tease him 'til he says "uncle" then decide if I throw him back.
oops! Did I say,"tease" ? I don't think I've ever done that. (watch out for the lightening strike)

In the lab, I had a pet jumping spider who hung around the insect cages looking for lunch. One day a female jumping spider showed up. With his excellent vision he immediately and very carefully approached her. Now male jumping spiders have special hairy front legs that they wave around in a special way to determine if the female is friendly of hungry.
The understanding at this point is critical. One misstep on his part and its all over. Fortunately for my buddy, his efforts were rewarded and he lived for another day.

[transjen]

Originally Posted by randolph

In the lab, I had a pet jumping spider who hung around the insect cages looking for lunch. One day a female jumping spider showed up. With his excellent vision he immediately and very carefully approached her. Now male jumping spiders have special hairy front legs that they wave around in a special way to determine if the female is friendly of hungry.
The understanding at this point is critical. One misstep on his part and its all over. Fortunately for my buddy, his efforts were rewarded and he lived for another day.

Quick someone step on that thing and crush it, YUCK i hate spiders
Jerseygirl Jen

[randolph]

Originally Posted by transjen

Quick someone step on that thing and crush it, YUCK i hate spiders
Jerseygirl Jen

Hey, don't hurt my buddy. He is a nice guy, he just wants to have lunch and lots of sex. I'll bet he would think your quite cute for a human, he does prefer cute young female spiders, however.

They eat lots of bad bugs you know.

[franalexes]

Randolph:
What is the connection between my post that you quoted and the spider story you posted?

You smokin' "grass" fires again?

[randolph]

Originally Posted by franalexes

Randolph:
What is the connection between my post that you quoted and the spider story you posted?

You smokin' "grass" fires again?

Fran selected

not scare away
first guy to come along with itches in his britches.
but he is trying to be careful
check out the "turf".
He may be fun to play with for a while,
like a cat plays with a mouse.
then decide if I throw him back.
watch out for the lightening strike

Some words from your post. They sounded kinda spidery to me.

[franalexes]

Now I understand.
Randolph, you're creepy.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by franalexes

Now I understand.
Randolph, you're creepy.

Just a little teasing Fran, just a little teasing.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by franalexes

Now I understand.
Randolph, you're creepy.

Yeah, I'm going to creep up your leg and kiss your patooti.

[transjen]

Originally Posted by randolph

Hey, don't hurt my buddy. He is a nice guy, he just wants to have lunch and lots of sex. I'll bet he would think your quite cute for a human, he does prefer cute young female spiders, however.

They eat lots of bad bugs you know.

Why does every guy always have a creepy friend that they bring along with them everywhere they go?
Jerseygirl Jen

[randolph]

Originally Posted by transjen

Why does every guy always have a creepy friend that they bring along with them everywhere they go?
Jerseygirl Jen

Now Jen, don't tell me your one of those wimpy girls that freaks out at the site of a spider or gasp, a mouse?

[transjen]

Originally Posted by randolph

Now Jen, don't tell me your one of those wimpy girls that freaks out at the site of a spider or gasp, a mouse?

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Fraid so, guess i'm a girly girl and mice are a very good reason to have a cat

Jerseygirl Jen

[randolph]

Originally Posted by transjen

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Fraid so, guess i'm a girly girl and mice are a very good reason to have a cat

Jerseygirl Jen

Well, don't get me wrong Jen, I like girly girls and tgurls, the girlier the better.
When they see a mouse, scream and jump up on a chair and raise their skirt, the view just improves.
When I was a kid, dad took the umbrella out of the garage, put it in the car and we went to the beach. When we opened up the umbrella, on the beach, a whole family of mice jumped out of it and started running around the beach.
The place became bedlam with screaming girls running around while we were trying to catch the mice. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.