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franalexes 03-24-2011 08:18 PM

Fran, in a leather mini dress.
 
Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?

It's because in his mind, I smell like a new truck. ( :confused:that must be why.) It's the leather.



transjen 03-24-2011 09:00 PM

Don't forget to wear high leather boots :)
:blush: Jerseygirl Jen

randolph 03-24-2011 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by transjen (Post 179753)
Don't forget to wear high leather boots :)
:blush: Jerseygirl Jen

OK!
Fran in a tight leather mini dress and leather boots?
Now the only way we can effectively confirm her statement regarding male responses to this situation is for Fran to model this outfit. So a few photos are in order. :cool:

TracyCoxx 03-24-2011 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 179746)
Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?

OMG is my webcam on?

franalexes 03-24-2011 09:30 PM

Fran in a new truck. You're probably thinking FORD ( fondle or rub dearly)

transjen 03-24-2011 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 179759)
Fran in a new truck. You're probably thinking FORD ( fondle or rub dearly)

Well i don't have a new FORD truck but i do have a new FORD MUSTANG GT with leather

A red head and a blond in a fast car equals eat your hearts out guys
:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

tslust 03-24-2011 11:23 PM

OMG too funny, Fran.

Have you been teasing the boys again.:innocent:;)

TracyCoxx 03-25-2011 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 179759)
Fran in a new truck. You're probably thinking FORD ( fondle or rub dearly)

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Originally Posted by transjen (Post 179760)
Well i don't have a new FORD truck but i do have a new FORD MUSTANG GT with leather

I'm thinking my Roush Mustang. And yes, lots of leather :yes:

randolph 03-25-2011 09:14 AM

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I asked my neighbor if I could borrow her Corvette to visit my friends who have Mustangs. She agreed as long as I brought her along. :drool:

ila 03-25-2011 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by randolph (Post 179756)
OK!
...Now the only way we can effectively confirm her statement regarding male responses to this situation is for Fran to model this outfit. So a few photos are in order. :cool:

Fran was having problems getting this picture to attach so she sent it to me and asked me to post it for her. Note the quote that Fran also asked me to include with this picture.

Quote:

It's not my picture guys but it is the dress. I figure your imagination will work just fine:)
franalexes

transjen 03-25-2011 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by randolph (Post 179789)
I asked my neighbor if I could borrow her Corvette to visit my friends who have Mustangs. She agreed as long as I brought her along. :drool:

Wow talk about a nice resr suspension :drool:


:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

randolph 03-25-2011 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ila (Post 179828)
Fran was having problems getting this picture to attach so she sent it to me and asked me to post it for her. Note the quote that Fran also asked me to include with this picture.

I have one of those leather maintenance kits. You rub it on with bare hands to make it nice and smooth and supple. ;)

franalexes 03-25-2011 08:47 PM

rub
 
I know you to well there Randolph. I know what you want to rub.:censored: I am a step ahead of you though. I'm already nice, smooth and supple.:rolleyes:

randolph 03-25-2011 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 179837)
I know you to well there Randolph. I know what you want to rub.:censored: I am a step ahead of you though. I'm already nice, smooth and supple.:rolleyes:

Ah ha! So the leather mini dress was just a ruse to get my attention. You know how I love to rub, caress and kiss a lovely redheads tresses. :innocent:

franalexes 03-25-2011 10:16 PM

Nah, It's the leather. Most guys are thinking about trucks, or driving something home.:rolleyes:

transjen 03-25-2011 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 179837)
I know you to well there Randolph. I know what you want to rub.:censored: I am a step ahead of you though. I'm already nice, smooth and supple.:rolleyes:


Now Fran you know a good rub and :censored: could feel so good heck i could go for a good rub and :censored: myself
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

franalexes 03-25-2011 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by transjen (Post 179841)
Now Fran you know a good rub and :censored: could feel so good heck i could go for a good rub and :censored: myself
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

I assume the ( :censored: ) is not an alternate for body oil.:rolleyes:

We are opposites now that you have your transition. Ahhhhhhhhhhh,,,wanna?:lol:;)

transjen 03-25-2011 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 179842)
I assume the ( :censored: ) is not an alternate for body oil.:rolleyes:

We are opposites now that you have your transition. Ahhhhhhhhhhh,,,wanna?:lol:;)


Why do i get a feeling we are going to get flooded with requests for live cam and film and photos
:rolleyes: Jerseygirl Jen

franalexes 03-25-2011 10:44 PM

A+
 
Could it be that we are perhaps the two best T-gurls to be on this forum?:respect:

transjen 03-25-2011 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 179844)
Could it be that we are perhaps the two best T-gurls to be on this forum?:respect:


UMMN could be, i bet we are two of the most hit on
:blush: Jerseygirl Jen

TracyCoxx 03-26-2011 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by randolph (Post 179832)
I have one of those leather maintenance kits. You rub it on with bare hands to make it nice and smooth and supple. ;)

Interesting. The things I rub always wind up getting hard.

franalexes 03-26-2011 05:33 PM

Do you kook? I don't think that's how you meant to spell it.

transjen 03-26-2011 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 179914)
Do you kook? I don't think that's how you meant to spell it.


Oppsies i hit the k instead of the l key
:blush: Jerseygirl Jen

The Conquistador 03-27-2011 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 179746)
Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?

It's because in his mind, I smell like a new truck. ( :confused:that must be why.) It's the leather.



Pics or it didn't happen... ;)

randolph 03-27-2011 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by The Conquistador (Post 179947)
Pics or it didn't happen... ;)

Right, we definitely need some pics. The mind needs some hard data in order to create the exciting images it desires. Leather and hot sexy cars are fine but skin is in and curves we crave. ;):inlove:

whazizname 03-27-2011 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by randolph (Post 179789)
I asked my neighbor if I could borrow her Corvette to visit my friends who have Mustangs. She agreed as long as I brought her along. :drool:

Well; have some friends that just love to play with Corvettes & Mustangs...
{They are also quite fond of leather, and "that new car smell"...}

:innocent:

franalexes 03-27-2011 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by randolph (Post 179986)
Right, we definitely need some pics. The mind needs some hard data in order to create the exciting images it desires. Leather and hot sexy cars are fine but skin is in and curves we crave. ;):inlove:

"skin is in and curves we crave."
but it's my dignity I must save.:innocent:
I only came to tease and please.
So Randolph , get off your knees.
No pic's today and not tomorrow,
Hang your head and weep in sorrow.
I get into enough trouble sooner or later;
Just ask any moderator. :(

randolph 03-27-2011 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 179992)
"skin is in and curves we crave."
but it's my dignity I must save.:innocent:
I only came to tease and please.
So Randolph , get off your knees.
No pic's today and not tomorrow,
Hang your head and weep in sorrow.
I get into enough trouble sooner or later;
Just ask any moderator. :(

Oh Fran I'm on my knees to please
A nice kiss here and there
a little dignity you could spare.
I'm sure the moderators wouldn't care :innocent:

franalexes 03-27-2011 03:45 PM

No way , today
 
There's SSL and this guy Ila,:hug:
who would like to grab and give me a "feela".:eek:
A guy called Shadows, not to far away;:cool:
Before you get close, he may have a say.;)
Then there is Mel, who from the start,:respect:
was little on words but big on heart.:heart:
Also is smc, just across the line,
with whom I'm sure you'd like to share your time.:lol:
They run the forum and do it just dandy. :rolleyes:.
I'm not going to trade them for a little bit of Randy.:no:

randolph 03-27-2011 04:22 PM

I'm sure none of us would want to "rub you the wrong way". ;):inlove:

randolph 03-27-2011 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by transjen (Post 179830)
Wow talk about a nice resr suspension :drool:


:yes: Jerseygirl Jen

Yeah, I suspect it provides a very nice ride. :innocent:

randolph 03-28-2011 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by transjen (Post 179910)
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Come on i'm a nice girl and i don't bite, well unless you want me too
Do i kook scarely and unapproachable
:frown: Jerseygirl Jen

Dear Jen, I don't know how you could be any cuter. :hug::inlove:

transjen 03-28-2011 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by randolph (Post 180011)
Yeah, I suspect it provides a very nice ride. :innocent:


Well i'll have to take your word on that one as i no longer have the parts to insert to start the ride :lol:
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

randolph 03-28-2011 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by transjen (Post 180083)
Well i'll have to take your word on that one as i no longer have the parts to insert to start the ride :lol:
:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

There are many ways a finely tuned suspension can be enjoyed. :yes:

franalexes 03-28-2011 04:56 PM

Not to worry there Jen. We can jump start Randolph. I've got a starting plug, and a set of points. ( well, you do too.) Now are you going to provide pressure or vacuum?

randolph 03-28-2011 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 180093)
Not to worry there Jen. We can jump start Randolph. I've got a starting plug, and a set of points. ( well, you do too.) Now are you going to provide pressure or vacuum?

OMG, I better get fueled up, looks like its going to be a ride of a lifetime.
Two hotties in a Mustang and I am hanging on for dear life. :drool:

Be_my_nude 03-28-2011 05:44 PM

Hod rod thread
 
Gee whillikins, gals, yore enuf to give a guy a coronary ! Now who's gonna be fust to lay pore randolph out ?
:blush::blush:

franalexes 03-28-2011 05:51 PM

Awwww, Randolph will be on "spin cycle". He will give a new deffinition to "universal joint". Turned every which way but still connected at both ends.:censored:

ila 03-28-2011 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 180101)
Awwww, Randolph will be on "spin cycle". He will give a new deffinition to "universal joint". Turned every which way but still connected at both ends.:censored:

He's probably looking to get his hands on a driveshaft. Just don't give him a CV joint he will probably be disappointed.

randolph 03-28-2011 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Be_my_nude (Post 180099)
Gee whillikins, gals, yore enuf to give a guy a coronary ! Now who's gonna be fust to lay pore randolph out ?
:blush::blush:

Gulp! As long as Jen keeps driving and Fran keeps laughing, I'll be ok. If they stop somewhere out in the middle of the desert, I know I am in deep trouble.

The Conquistador 03-28-2011 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by randolph (Post 180105)
Gulp! As long as Jen keeps driving and Fran keeps laughing, I'll be ok. If they stop somewhere out in the middle of the desert, I know I am in deep trouble.

Just be careful at the truck stop. You might end up with some sugar in your tank...

randolph 03-28-2011 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by The Conquistador (Post 180106)
Just be careful at the truck stop. You might end up with some sugar in your tank...

Oh man, I've already got to honeys to deal with, don't need no sugar. :eek:

transjen 03-28-2011 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 180093)
Not to worry there Jen. We can jump start Randolph. I've got a starting plug, and a set of points. ( well, you do too.) Now are you going to provide pressure or vacuum?

Well Fran not sure if he can handel you pouring on the pressure while i take care of vacum at the same time, i think we'll break his crankcase :lol:

:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

franalexes 03-28-2011 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by transjen (Post 180130)
Well Fran not sure if he can handel you pouring on the pressure while i take care of vacum at the same time, i think we'll break his crankcase :lol:

:innocent: Jerseygirl Jen

No doubt he will strip a few gears. He won't last long "in the clutch".

randolph 03-29-2011 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 180132)
No doubt he will strip a few gears. He won't last long "in the clutch".

My old straight six wasn't built for high RPM, I might throw a rod and make a big mess. :blush:

franalexes 03-30-2011 07:17 AM

Jen and I are so hott your ball bearings are going to melt.:censored:

randolph 03-30-2011 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 180230)
Jen and I are so hott your ball bearings are going to melt.:censored:

Since I can no longer rotate, I will have to stick with one of you. :innocent:

new believer 03-30-2011 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by franalexes (Post 179746)
Do you know that when I wear a tight leather mini dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, he breathes deeply, his hand goes to his "gearshift" (crotch) , and he begins to think irrationally!?
Ever wonder why?

It's because in his mind, I smell like a new truck. ( :confused:that must be why.) It's the leather.



Hooha. Am I ever so disappointed. Seen the headline for this thread and scrolled down as slow as possible with my poor mouse shaking like its alive and out in minus zero degree weather. I had hopes of seeing some skin on my favorite forum TG. Now I'm depressed. My anticipating tingles have turned to a belly ache. Oh well, maybe next time.

franalexes 03-30-2011 06:18 PM

way to funny
 
:lol:This strikes me as way to funny.
smc, let's not scare away the customers here. This isn't the first guy to come along with itches in his britches. He may be a little "un-polished" but he is trying to be careful and check out the "turf".
I did get another pm from him and he didn't fall through the ice.
There's always my block/delete button. He may be fun to play with for a while, like a cat plays with a mouse. I'll tease him 'til he says "uncle" then decide if I throw him back.;)
oops! Did I say,"tease" ? I don't think I've ever done that. :no:(watch out for the lightening strike):innocent:

randolph 03-30-2011 07:21 PM

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:lol:This strikes me as way to funny.
smc, let's not scare away the customers here. This isn't the first guy to come along with itches in his britches. He may be a little "un-polished" but he is trying to be careful and check out the "turf".
I did get another pm from him and he didn't fall through the ice.
There's always my block/delete button. He may be fun to play with for a while, like a cat plays with a mouse. I'll tease him 'til he says "uncle" then decide if I throw him back.;)
oops! Did I say,"tease" ? I don't think I've ever done that. :no:(watch out for the lightening strike):innocent:

In the lab, I had a pet jumping spider who hung around the insect cages looking for lunch. One day a female jumping spider showed up. With his excellent vision he immediately and very carefully approached her. Now male jumping spiders have special hairy front legs that they wave around in a special way to determine if the female is friendly of hungry.
The understanding at this point is critical. One misstep on his part and its all over. Fortunately for my buddy, his efforts were rewarded and he lived for another day. :)


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