Earthquake hits Chile!

[smc]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

And ila, randolph, aw, creative mind, dauls and shadows. You will be my trusty lieutenant AKA The Secretary Of The Posterior!

The FBI will be renamed "The Formal Booty Investigators"

I'm contacting shadows immediately to suggest he align himself, instead, with me, and we form a "shadows" government.

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by smc

I'm contacting shadows immediately to suggest he align himself, instead, with me, and we form a "shadows" government.

A gov.would be alot more fun if you had goofy titles like "Secretary of the Posterior" or "Assmaster General".

Just sayin'...

[The Conquistador]

Hopefully Nikki can give us more info on what happened.

[smc]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

A gov.would be alot more fun if you had goofy titles like "Secretary of the Posterior" or "Assmaster General".

Just sayin'...

I'd be fine with the title of Secretary of State. I don't need anything goofier. But I would be doing most of my traveling to Thailand and Brazil.

[smc]

Originally Posted by smc

I'd be fine with the title of Secretary of State. I don't need anything goofier. But I would be doing most of my traveling to Thailand and Brazil.

I forgot to mention the U.K. There are several gurls on this Forum that I would very much like to see as part of my official State visit.

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

A gov.would be alot more fun if you had goofy titles like "Secretary of the Posterior" or "Assmaster General".

Just sayin'...

I'm guessing there might be quite a lot of applicants for the job of Assmaster General. Would it be a lifetime position or would you have to give it up after a while - like if you couldn't handle it any longer?

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

I'm guessing there might be quite a lot of applicants for the job of Assmaster General. Would it be a lifetime position or would you have to give it up after a while - like if you couldn't handle it any longer?

As long as your ass is either toned or juicy, you are in.

Office is held for two years and inspections are finalized through a visit to my bed room...

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

As long as your ass is either toned or juicy, you are in.

Office is held for two years and inspections are finalized through a visit to my bed room...

Hmmm... sounds more like you're trying to run a Hollywood studio than a government here Does being Assmaster General confer any benefits - like, do you get carried around in a sedan chair by slaves or something?

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

Hmmm... sounds more like you're trying to run a Hollywood studio than a government here Does being Assmaster General confer any benefits - like, do you get carried around in a sedan chair by slaves or something?

Yes. Rank has it's privliges...

Plus you get a sweet dental and retirement package to boot!


Would you be comfortable coming to my room every once in a while for a little "secret service"?

[smc]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

As long as your ass is either toned or juicy, you are in.

Office is held for two years and inspections are finalized through a visit to my bed room...

Natalie, you might want to think twice about this. Read this post:

http://forum.transladyboy.com/showth...001#post135001

Of course, maybe you're into that kind of thing.

Originally Posted by smc

Natalie, you might want to think twice about this. Read this post:

http://forum.transladyboy.com/showth...001#post135001

Of course, maybe you're into that kind of thing.

Well, each to their own, I guess. Just as long as I don't have to return the favour...

[smc]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

Well, each to their own, I guess. Just as long as I don't have to return the favour...

Great answer. You sound like my kind of gurl.

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

Well, each to their own, I guess. Just as long as I don't have to return the favour...

How about we meet halfway... Are you okay with butthole licking?

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by smc

Natalie, you might want to think twice about this. Read this post:

http://forum.transladyboy.com/showth...001#post135001

Of course, maybe you're into that kind of thing.

So, what is wrong with that? Mia Fever is hot enough that I would do something like that!

[shadows]

Originally Posted by smc

I'm contacting shadows immediately to suggest he align himself, instead, with me, and we form a "shadows" government.

*notes to self that contact was not initiated by smc as promised*

I will be in charge of the funishment. whipping1.gif

I am looking for volunteers that can help me in this endeavour. whipping2.gif

[smc]

Originally Posted by shadows

*notes to self that contact was not initiated by smc as promised*

I will be in charge of the funishment. Attachment 152356

I am looking for volunteers that can help me in this endeavour. Attachment 152357

My friend shadows seems to have become rather GIF-ted all of a sudden.

[shadows]

Originally Posted by smc

My friend shadows seems to have become rather GIF-ted all of a sudden.

I like to think out of the box1.gif .