Earthquake hits Chile!
 

http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Massiv...2710quakechile

Lets hope that Nikki Montero and all the other lovely trannies down there are safe. :yes:

Let's hope everyone is safe, "tranny" or not.

I've been watching the news from the German news channel this evening. There is a tsunami headed for New Zealand and Hawaii. The estimate so far is that the surge will only be a couple of metres high. Still that will probably be enough to cause some damage. Let's hope everyone in the path is safe.

Hey smc, don't crush my dreams of an all tranny nation. ;)

Hey Postman, if the nation has nothing but trannies, whose going to keep them happy when they want a little lovin' from a guy like me?

me? :innocent:

From preliminary reports, it seems like this quake wasn't as devestating in so far as human life is concerned as the recent Haiti quake.

A little bit of rebar in the concrete and building codes will do wonders.

Yes, thankfully. There is quite a bit of damage to buildings and structures, but nothing like the loss of life in Haiti.

Pretty amazing given that the earthquake in Chile packed 500 times more energy than the one in Haiti.

Me!

















And ila, randolph, aw, creative mind, dauls and shadows. You will be my trusty lieutenant AKA The Secretary Of The Posterior!

The FBI will be renamed "The Formal Booty Investigators"

I'm contacting shadows immediately to suggest he align himself, instead, with me, and we form a "shadows" government.

A gov.would be alot more fun if you had goofy titles like "Secretary of the Posterior" or "Assmaster General".

Just sayin'...

Hopefully Nikki can give us more info on what happened.

I'd be fine with the title of Secretary of State. I don't need anything goofier. But I would be doing most of my traveling to Thailand and Brazil.

I'm guessing there might be quite a lot of applicants for the job of Assmaster General. Would it be a lifetime position or would you have to give it up after a while - like if you couldn't handle it any longer? :)

I forgot to mention the U.K. There are several gurls on this Forum that I would very much like to see as part of my official State visit. :yes:

As long as your ass is either toned or juicy, you are in.

Office is held for two years and inspections are finalized through a visit to my bed room... ;):yes:

Hmmm... sounds more like you're trying to run a Hollywood studio than a government here ;) Does being Assmaster General confer any benefits - like, do you get carried around in a sedan chair by slaves or something?

Natalie, you might want to think twice about this. Read this post:

http://forum.transladyboy.com/showth...001#post135001

:rolleyes: Of course, maybe you're into that kind of thing. ;)

Well, each to their own, I guess. Just as long as I don't have to return the favour... :)

Great answer. You sound like my kind of gurl. :respect::kiss::hug:

Yes. Rank has it's privliges...

Plus you get a sweet dental and retirement package to boot!


Would you be comfortable coming to my room every once in a while for a little "secret service"?

So, what is wrong with that? Mia Fever is hot enough that I would do something like that!

How about we meet halfway... Are you okay with butthole licking?

I can see this government is going to be just like all the others...

You mean full of shoddy compromises and broken campaign promises?

Nosiree bob! When I promise a butthole licking, I make good on it! ;)

Natalie, come over to the RED side. Under our government, everyone will either lick and suck, get sucked and licked, or both. From each according to his/her ability, to each according to his/her needs.

Personally, I need me some of both.

I meant more the mutual butt licking than anything else. As long as I get my sedan chair and slaves I shall be quite happy (I'm easy to please) - I may need a new supply of slaves at regular intervals, mind ;)

Well, I don't mind a bit of both either - however, I might just enjoy my 2 years as Assmaster General first before I consider your kind offer ;)

It might also depend on what kind of 'retirement package' I'm offered...

What is your poison? I can get Nubians, Khazars, Berbers, Toltecs, Manchurian...; You name it, I can get it!

Don't ask me how.

*notes to self that contact was not initiated by smc as promised*

I will be in charge of the funishment. Attachment 152356

I am looking for volunteers that can help me in this endeavour. Attachment 152357

Hmmm... so much choice - you couldn't send me a cross-selection so I could try them out first, could you? :)

My friend shadows seems to have become rather GIF-ted all of a sudden.

I like to think out of the Attachment 152392 .;)

I could, but you are prewarned: Some might have hare lip or elephantitus or something. They are the cheapie "test drive" models.

I could send a couple loaners but how could I ensure it wouldn't become Rorkes Drift Pt. 2 if you had a bunch of people show up on your front lawn all of a sudden? Slaves aren't cheap these days and most don't come with a warranty. ;)

I also have a great deal on cupbearers if you are interested!

Hare Lips? Elephantitus? Sounds like the sort of guys that used to send me pictures on Gumtree :eek: No, really, I was hoping for the sort of slaves that Elizabeth Taylor had in Cleopatra - anyway, I wasn't planning on working them that hard, just wanted to know what sort of standard I could expect...

What?!?:eek:

You didn't like the picture I sent you? Awwwwww. Attachment 152447

:p:lol::p:lol::)

Ah yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Shadows...

I know it's embarassing and everything, but you really should see a doctor about that. Medical science these days is amazing and I'm told, in a couple of years when it's all healed, you might even be able to live some kind of normal life :)

Ouch!:eek:

No, you wouldn't feel a thing- the drugs really do work, you know! :)