can cum go bad?

[smc]

My own research has not addressed whether my cum can go bad, but the reverse. It turns out that almost everything involving my cum makes me a very, very bad boy indeed.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by smc

My own research has not addressed whether my cum can go bad, but the reverse. It turns out that almost everything involving my cum makes me a very, very bad boy indeed.

Well, perhaps you should be "punished".

[smc]

Originally Posted by randolph

Well, perhaps you should be "punished".

Gee, Randolph, I think that might be a side of you I have not previously observed. What did you have in mind?

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by smc

Gee, Randolph, I think that might be a side of you I have not previously observed. What did you have in mind?

Sounds like a bukkake is in order...

[smc]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

Sounds like a bukkake is in order...

Since my original post to which Randolph responded concerned my own cum, I would be interested to know how Postman's solution fits the bill. Will I need to practice my contortionist skills?

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by smc

Since my original post to which Randolph responded concerned my own cum, I would be interested to know how Postman's solution fits the bill. Will I need to practice my contortionist skills?

If you can bend that far. I'm pretty sure that some of our other members might lend a "helping hand".

[shadows]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

If you can bend that far. I'm pretty sure that some of our other members might lend a "helping hand".

I just hope he doesn't end up like that poor fellow in the movie 'Clerks'.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

Sounds like a bukkake is in order...

Well, as they say "let the punishment fit the crime". SMC needs to fess up as to his "naughtiness". A bukkake may not be adequate.

[The Conquistador]

Originally Posted by randolph

Well, as they say "let the punishment fit the crime". SMC needs to fess up as to his "naughtiness". A bukkake may not be adequate.

I know that Rachel has some cock retainer thingies(I forget what they are called) Maybe she can provide some insight on genitalia related punishments.

[randolph]

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

I know that Rachel has some cock retainer thingies(I forget what they are called) Maybe she can provide some insight on genitalia related punishments.

Excellent idea, where is Rachel anyway?

[smc]

Originally Posted by randolph

Well, as they say "let the punishment fit the crime". SMC needs to fess up as to his "naughtiness". A bukkake may not be adequate.

With apologies to Gilbert & Sullivan:

My object all sublime
I shall achieve in time ?
To let the punishment fit the crime ?
The punishment fit the crime;
And make each prisoner pent
Unwillingly represent
A source of innocent merriment!
Of innocent merriment!

The boy who all day plays with his cock
And other things deemed crass
Is sent to a tranny
Who opens his fanny
And sticks her big thing in his ass.
And he who cannot keep his hands free of cum
Because he is constantly stroking
Will find he is throated
With semen gets coated
As part of a jolly good poking.

[The Conquistador]

Whoa there pal! Have you been fusing the "Could You Be A Poet But Didn't Know It" and the "Let's See Fran Naked" threads together again?