can cum go bad?
 

I started filling up a water bottle with cum for the hell of it (I'm sure ill think of something to do with it :innocent:), and I was wondering if it would be unsafe to ingest after a while. At the moment it is not being refrigerated. I dont see why it wouldn't be safe since its tightly sealed, but I figured I'd ask, would be a pretty embarrassing way to get sick haha

If you are serious then I will answer this in a serious vein. Of course it can go bad. Cum contains living cells (sperm) that eventually die and decay if they don't fertilize an egg. Bacteria hasten this process and unless you put your cum in a sterile bottle while you were in a sterile room then bacteria is present.

That does not sound too sanitary. Anyhoo, I was reading something awhile back that said that the longer sperm is stored in the human body(AKA-no sex or masturbation), the greater the chance for genetic degradation and birth defects should the same sperm fertilize an egg. If that can happen within your body, it would be safe to assume that it can happen in an unrefrigerated container.

Yeah true. It started off sounding like a good idea but the more i thought about it the more skeptical i was. Could have been a bit of wishful thinking too. Do you have any idea how long it is until you have to worry? Would 2 or 3 days be too much?

^ At a guess I would think that 2 or 3 hours would be too much (however I have no definite idea as I don't work in the medical or biology field).

Yuck!
 

Sperm can apparently live for several days inside a female body after ejaculation - but I would've give them too long inside a water bottle!

And I'd imagine it's gonna stink to high heaven as well by now.

Well on the bright side its only been since last night. Oh well, so much for that. Thanks anyway everyone

Storage
 

If you are serious about storage, this unit might be just what you need. :lol:

Okay, Randolph, why am I not surprised that you would be the one to find a picture like that? :lol::respect:

If you are really serious about this--don't do it. Unless you want to become very sick!

I don't know what kind of "shelf life" unrefrigerated semen has but ask yourself if you would drink milk or eat mayonnaise that had been left out that long.

There was a guy in my dorm at Purdue who was studying "animal husbandry." He used to tell us about how they "cryogenically" stored bull semen. Sperm banks would likely use the same technology. I suppose you could always search the web for more information.

Yeah, it can also cause tonsillitis.:lol:

Perhaps he has one in his basement? He could have taken that picture himself you know.;):lol:

Okay, Randolph, fess up. Do you have one at home? :lol:

I think to get him to confess, we'll have to play Bad Cop, Badder Cop.;):lol:

I'll be the bad cop. :innocent:

I'll be the badder cop. Attachment 149708



OI! Attachment 149709

OK as long as you guys don't tell anybody. Each time its full, I ship it to China where they use it as a base for this product. Remember, the Chinese want to keep this ingredient secret.;)

Whew! For a second there, I thought you were going to show us the Colonel's secret recipe for his KFC!:eek::lol:

Try some California Potato Chips w/ sour cream on Superbowl Sunday.

Well, perhaps you should be "punished".:eek:

Sounds like a bukkake is in order...

Well, as they say "let the punishment fit the crime". SMC needs to fess up as to his "naughtiness". A bukkake may not be adequate.:eek:

If you can bend that far. I'm pretty sure that some of our other members might lend a "helping hand".

I know that Rachel has some cock retainer thingies(I forget what they are called) Maybe she can provide some insight on genitalia related punishments.

Excellent idea, where is Rachel anyway?

I haven't seen her here in a while; we might need to form a search party. ;)

Whoa there pal! Have you been fusing the "Could You Be A Poet But Didn't Know It" and the "Let's See Fran Naked" threads together again?

let the punishment fit the crime. LOL!
 

SMC as we shall see
is ready for his destiny
he looks at her with eyes of fear
please be kind to my little rear
no fear my friend
this is not the end
you are my slave to be
no more handjobs for SMC
a boytoy for my tranny cock
in time you will like it a lot
so bend over now
and let me plow
soon there will be no more ow
just a lot of wow
I will set you free
my sweet SMC:lol:

Tcock
 

Dream gurl? :eek:

Nice
 

How about this one? :inlove:

I just hope he doesn't end up like that poor fellow in the movie 'Clerks'.:eek::eek::eek:

You are going to stir up a hornet's nest of members who will wonder who this dream girl is!:eek:

Don't worry, smc. I've got your back!:cool:

We'll just send Ila in first and see what happens to him. Bwahahahahahahaha! *ahem*:innocent:

I'm already in. I've got the door locked and barred so there is no sense in hanging around trying to get in.

*unlocks back door*

SUR-PRISE!!!!!!:lol:

Answer to what? I'm just having some fun at Ila's expense.:confused:

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.:innocent:

And we are on topic....on a microscopic level.;):lol:

Hummm
 

Just browsing around. I'd walk a mile for one of those smiles. ;):inlove:

Two beautiful ladies to be sure.:respect: