funny joke!

[johndowe]

Hi there.

Quel fruit est le meilleur a manger quand on est presse? Des peches.

A quel heure les bandits se couchent ils? towe, towe, towe.

(excuse my french, again)

JohnDowe.

[johndowe]

Hi there.

Wayne Gretsky just finished his first book.

Next year he'll read another.


JohnDowe.

[johndowe]

Hi there.

I had a near death experiance.

I was at heaven's gate and i saw two signs one was written men who's wife was the boss, and it had a looong line.

The other one was written men who were the boss, and there was only one man in line.

I asked the man what he did to be in this line, he said: My wife told me to wait for her here.


JohnDowe.

[DSL]

Here is a good one

There is something looming... i came home from work today my wife told me to take her someplace expensive, so i took her to a gas station!.

[johndowe]

Hi there.

Guy goes to brain fair.

Sees brains for sale.

Construction worker $2,000.

Electrician $2,500.

Lawyer $3,000.

Computer programmer $4,000.

Computer technician $5,000.

Electronic engineer $7,000.

Microprocessor designer $10,000.

then he goes to the famous people section.

Isaac Newton $100,000.

Mozart $120,000

Albert Einstein $450,000

Then through the last section women.

Housewife (no kids) $100,000

Hi society lady $120,000

Outraged the guy goes to the manager and asks him why women's brains were so much more expensive than men's especilally since housewive's work doesn't require much braon power.

The manager replies: You don't understand, the reason women's brains will alway be more expensive than men's is because they have NEVER been used.


JohnDowe.

[johndowe]

Hi there.

A jedi was temporarily suspended from the jedi order for excessive use of the Force.

JohnDowe.

[randolph]

A man was riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert, so the man turned to his camel.

When he tried to position himself to have sex with his camel, the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused and started running away again. So, he caught up to it again and go on it again.

Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.

The hottest girl said, "If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you mister."
After thinking for a short while he replied, "Could you hold my camel?"