Does liking whiskey make you gay?

[aussiepride]

Originally Posted by smc

Many on this forum seem to be concerned about labels, particularly whether their attraction to transwomen makes them "gay." I would like to encourage all to pose similarly insipid questions in this thread.

Please pose your questions about other things that might make people gay, so that we can compile a comprehensive list and issue a full warning to all those who are so overly concerned about this label.

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i dont this this is a very healthy thread. If people are constantly asking the ques does liking a ts woman make me gay then obviously it is a very important issue for many people. because you have come to terms with your own attitute to the issue does not mean others are at the same level of understanding that you are at. maybe allowing people to express there opions on this matter and not make trivial or snide comments about there queries will help them grow and understand the issue for themselves.

and for the record, the first few ts i was with i actually asked them that question, and also, the only whisky that is gay is white bacardi.

[SluttyShemaleAnna]

Originally Posted by aussiepride

the only whisky that is gay is white bacardi.

I think you will find that is rum, like what pirates drink.

Which brings up onto, does watching Pirates of the Carribean make you gay?

The answer is yes, it really does, unless you are a lesbian, in which case it makes you straight. Any straight guy or lesbian who watches Pirates of the Carribean, will by the end will just want to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp, just like everyone else on the planet.

[aussiepride]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

I think you will find that is rum, like what pirates drink.

Which brings up onto, does watching Pirates of the Carribean make you gay?

The answer is yes, it really does, unless you are a lesbian, in which case it makes you straight. Any straight guy or lesbian who watches Pirates of the Carribean, will by the end will just want to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp, just like everyone else on the planet.

ahah yes my mistake, seems there is no gay whisky.
and what if you only watched the one pirattes? depp is ok, but its also got keira knightly!

[SluttyShemaleAnna]

Originally Posted by aussiepride

ahah yes my mistake, seems there is no gay whisky.
and what if you only watched the one pirattes? depp is ok, but its also got keira knightly!

Kerira Knightly? Oh yea the flatchested girl who looks like a boy, how very straight fancying her..

[aussiepride]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

Kerira Knightly? Oh yea the flatchested girl who looks like a boy, how very straight fancying her..

ahah touche!

[smc]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

I think you will find that is rum, like what pirates drink.

Which brings up onto, does watching Pirates of the Carribean make you gay?

The answer is yes, it really does, unless you are a lesbian, in which case it makes you straight. Any straight guy or lesbian who watches Pirates of the Carribean, will by the end will just want to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp, just like everyone else on the planet.

I do not have now, nor have I ever had, a desire "to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp." What does that make me, other than -- by your definition -- not "on the planet"?

[SluttyShemaleAnna]

Originally Posted by smc

I do not have now, nor have I ever had, a desire "to make sweet sweet love to Johnny Depp." What does that make me, other than -- by your definition -- not "on the planet"?

Ok, so you don't want to make sweet sweet love, you just want to give him to give you a rough rump-ramming and shoot his hot sticky pirate juice in your face. Either that or you can get back to Mars where you came from you weird alien.

[smc]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

Ok, so you don't want to make sweet sweet love, you just want to give him to give you a rough rump-ramming and shoot his hot sticky pirate juice in your face. Either that or you can get back to Mars where you came from you weird alien.

Still no, but if you want to wear a pirate hat and shoot your "hot sticky pirate juice" in my face, Anna, just name the time and place.

[tslust]

Can licking ice cream cones make you gay?

[JodieTs]

Originally Posted by tslust

Can licking ice cream cones make you gay?

Only if you bite off the cone-tip and suck the ice cream through the resulting hole.

[smc]

Originally Posted by aussiepride

i dont this this is a very healthy thread. If people are constantly asking the ques does liking a ts woman make me gay then obviously it is a very important issue for many people. because you have come to terms with your own attitute to the issue does not mean others are at the same level of understanding that you are at. maybe allowing people to express there opions on this matter and not make trivial or snide comments about there queries will help them grow and understand the issue for themselves.

and for the record, the first few ts i was with i actually asked them that question, and also, the only whisky that is gay is white bacardi.

I suggest that if you don't like the thread, just stay out of it. There's an never-ending, inane thread for the serious question. You're more than welcome there. This thread here is for mocking the absurdity of the worry, not mocking the worriers. Anyone who can't see it should probably stay clear.

Thanks to Anna for beating me to the punch and pointing out that rum is not whisky.

Speaking of which, does like rum punch make you gay?

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by smc

I suggest that if you don't like the thread, just stay out of it. There's an never-ending, inane thread for the serious question. You're more than welcome there. This thread here is for mocking the absurdity of the worry, not mocking the worriers. Anyone who can't see it should probably stay clear.

Thanks to Anna for beating me to the punch and pointing out that rum is not whisky.

Speaking of which, does like rum punch make you gay?

Ever heard of donkey punch?

[smc]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Ever heard of donkey punch?

Yes I have, and rather than post the definition from the Urban Dictionary I will post this:

"Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much."

Despite the stupidity of the person who wrote that sentence -- i.e., the idea of virgins not getting laid "much" is pretty fucking insipid -- I think it says all we need to know about the donkey punch.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by smc

Yes I have, and rather than post the definition from the Urban Dictionary I will post this:

"Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much."

Despite the stupidity of the person who wrote that sentence -- i.e., the idea of virgins not getting laid "much" is pretty fucking insipid -- I think it says all we need to know about the donkey punch.

Odd. I thought donkey punch was a homophobic myth. I should look this up to make sure I'm thinking about the right punch.

[SluttyShemaleAnna]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Odd. I thought donkey punch was a homophobic myth. I should look this up to make sure I'm thinking about the right punch.

All the donkey punch referances I've heard are about women getting donkey punched. There's a whole list of this dumb stuff thought up by sad virgins, like the Dirty Sanchez or the Bucking Bronco.

[smc]

Originally Posted by SluttyShemaleAnna

All the donkey punch referances I've heard are about women getting donkey punched. There's a whole list of this dumb stuff thought up by sad virgins, like the Dirty Sanchez or the Bucking Bronco.

That's odd: I've only heard references about men getting donkey punched. Perhaps I've simply tuned out the references to women -- which, as you might have guessed, compels me to ask: does that make me gay?

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by aussiepride

and for the record, the first few ts i was with i actually asked them that question, and also, the only whisky that is gay is white bacardi.

Watch what you say about Bacardi son. We grow that stuff here.