Earthquake hits Chile!

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

I could, but you are prewarned: Some might have hare lip or elephantitus or something. They are the cheapie "test drive" models.

I could send a couple loaners but how could I ensure it wouldn't become Rorkes Drift Pt. 2 if you had a bunch of people show up on your front lawn all of a sudden? Slaves aren't cheap these days and most don't come with a warranty.

I also have a great deal on cupbearers if you are interested!

Hare Lips? Elephantitus? Sounds like the sort of guys that used to send me pictures on Gumtree No, really, I was hoping for the sort of slaves that Elizabeth Taylor had in Cleopatra - anyway, I wasn't planning on working them that hard, just wanted to know what sort of standard I could expect...

[shadows]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

Hare Lips? Elephantitus? Sounds like the sort of guys that used to send me pictures on Gumtree No, really, I was hoping for the sort of slaves that Elizabeth Taylor had in Cleopatra - anyway, I wasn't planning on working them that hard, just wanted to know what sort of standard I could expect...

What?!?

You didn't like the picture I sent you? Awwwwww. sad1.gif

Originally Posted by shadows

What?!?

You didn't like the picture I sent you? Awwwwww. Attachment 152447

Ah yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Shadows...

I know it's embarassing and everything, but you really should see a doctor about that. Medical science these days is amazing and I'm told, in a couple of years when it's all healed, you might even be able to live some kind of normal life

[shadows]

Originally Posted by Natalie_J

Ah yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Shadows...

I know it's embarassing and everything, but you really should see a doctor about that. Medical science these days is amazing and I'm told, in a couple of years when it's all healed, you might even be able to live some kind of normal life

Ouch!

Originally Posted by shadows

Ouch!

No, you wouldn't feel a thing- the drugs really do work, you know!