can cum go bad?

[lickmysack]

I started filling up a water bottle with cum for the hell of it (I'm sure ill think of something to do with it ), and I was wondering if it would be unsafe to ingest after a while. At the moment it is not being refrigerated. I dont see why it wouldn't be safe since its tightly sealed, but I figured I'd ask, would be a pretty embarrassing way to get sick haha

[ila]

If you are serious then I will answer this in a serious vein. Of course it can go bad. Cum contains living cells (sperm) that eventually die and decay if they don't fertilize an egg. Bacteria hasten this process and unless you put your cum in a sterile bottle while you were in a sterile room then bacteria is present.

[The Conquistador]

That does not sound too sanitary. Anyhoo, I was reading something awhile back that said that the longer sperm is stored in the human body(AKA-no sex or masturbation), the greater the chance for genetic degradation and birth defects should the same sperm fertilize an egg. If that can happen within your body, it would be safe to assume that it can happen in an unrefrigerated container.

[lickmysack]

Yeah true. It started off sounding like a good idea but the more i thought about it the more skeptical i was. Could have been a bit of wishful thinking too. Do you have any idea how long it is until you have to worry? Would 2 or 3 days be too much?

[ila]

^ At a guess I would think that 2 or 3 hours would be too much (however I have no definite idea as I don't work in the medical or biology field).

Sperm can apparently live for several days inside a female body after ejaculation - but I would've give them too long inside a water bottle!

And I'd imagine it's gonna stink to high heaven as well by now.

Originally Posted by lickmysack

Yeah true. It started off sounding like a good idea but the more i thought about it the more skeptical i was. Could have been a bit of wishful thinking too. Do you have any idea how long it is until you have to worry? Would 2 or 3 days be too much?

If you are really serious about this--don't do it. Unless you want to become very sick!

I don't know what kind of "shelf life" unrefrigerated semen has but ask yourself if you would drink milk or eat mayonnaise that had been left out that long.

There was a guy in my dorm at Purdue who was studying "animal husbandry." He used to tell us about how they "cryogenically" stored bull semen. Sperm banks would likely use the same technology. I suppose you could always search the web for more information.

[franalexes]

Of course cum can go bad. Considering the close proximity of where it comes from, that's why so many male babies tun out to be a**holes.