Does liking whiskey make you gay?

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Originally Posted by Enoch Root

Ever heard of donkey punch?

Yes I have, and rather than post the definition from the Urban Dictionary I will post this:

"Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much."

Despite the stupidity of the person who wrote that sentence -- i.e., the idea of virgins not getting laid "much" is pretty fucking insipid -- I think it says all we need to know about the donkey punch.