Earthquake hits Chile!

Originally Posted by TheAngryPostman

I could, but you are prewarned: Some might have hare lip or elephantitus or something. They are the cheapie "test drive" models.

I could send a couple loaners but how could I ensure it wouldn't become Rorkes Drift Pt. 2 if you had a bunch of people show up on your front lawn all of a sudden? Slaves aren't cheap these days and most don't come with a warranty.

I also have a great deal on cupbearers if you are interested!

Hare Lips? Elephantitus? Sounds like the sort of guys that used to send me pictures on Gumtree No, really, I was hoping for the sort of slaves that Elizabeth Taylor had in Cleopatra - anyway, I wasn't planning on working them that hard, just wanted to know what sort of standard I could expect...