Fran, in a leather mini dress.

[franalexes]

This strikes me as way to funny.
smc, let's not scare away the customers here. This isn't the first guy to come along with itches in his britches. He may be a little "un-polished" but he is trying to be careful and check out the "turf".
I did get another pm from him and he didn't fall through the ice.
There's always my block/delete button. He may be fun to play with for a while, like a cat plays with a mouse. I'll tease him 'til he says "uncle" then decide if I throw him back.
oops! Did I say,"tease" ? I don't think I've ever done that. (watch out for the lightening strike)