Does masturbating mean that you are gay?

[JodieTs]

Think about it for a minute.

This is a serious point.
You have a penis attached to your body.
and you touch it and it gets hard
then you stroke it and it feels nice
and on and on.

But the the is it's a penis
your penis
and you're a man.

So you are sexually attracted to a male penis attached to the body of a man {you}

I think that any man who does that is very faggy and definitely a homosexual in denial

If you were really a heterosexual man, you would only touch it with tongs while wearing protective gloves