Does liking whiskey make you gay?

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Many on this forum seem to be concerned about labels, particularly whether their attraction to transwomen makes them "gay." I would like to encourage all to pose similarly insipid questions in this thread. I begin with the age-old question, one that people have been asking for centuries:

Does liking whiskey make you gay?

Jameson, Jack Daniels ... it doesn't matter. We need an answer.

Please pose your questions about other things that might make people gay, so that we can compile a comprehensive list and issue a full warning to all those who are so overly concerned about this label.

Thank you in advance for your attention to this pressing matter.