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Movies you can't stand
Just want to get of the heated topics and do something more fun and less heated since there's been a few best of's threads i want to do mivies that are popular but you can't stand these are all movies that were popular at one i time and i could never see why so here's my list
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Any sports movie with the exception of The Longest Yard and Talladega Nights.
Feardotcom(incredibly stupid and horrible acting) House of The Dead movies. Day of The Dead(with Mena Suvari; another incredibly stupid movie) Any movie that has anything to do with "hip hop dance" as horrible acting is already a given. I'll return with more.
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Oh yeah. Anything with John Cena. I hate wrestlers-turned-actors. Blehhhhhh!
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Not so much that I can't stand them ----
-------but they left me feeling cheated of the time wasted in watching them.
The Signal would be the latest example of this. What a total waste of time. That latest Keanu Reeves flick, (TDTESS), is another one. How can someone do a remake and do it so badly that it is inferior to the original that was made over fifty years previous? Cloverfield or something like that. I have tried. but as you see; I haven't forgotten this garbage. It was like somebody borrowed a lot of good film ideas and the techniques used in them and then proceeded to reuse them in the stupidest and most insane ways.
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Signs (....its about Crop Circles)
Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Rory Culkin... all this starcast and the outcome is a bag of garbage! I was really frustrated after watching that film. Eraserhead Its an old art film, that could well be renamed, Dickhead! Desperately seeking Susan Madonna, Rosanna Arquette, Aidan Quinn... the most dull, sorry-ass film ever!
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Well I guess it'd have to be Napoleon Dynamite since I walked out of the theater within the first twenty minutes... that movie is terrible.
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Titanic :D
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Hate to be a boor, but it seems to me that all you are really qualified to say is that the first 20 minutes are terrible.
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Hi there.
Bad movies you say? How about: Earth vs the spider. Metal man. War of the planets Catwoman - with Halle Barrie. Dirty - with Cuba Goodings jr. The first 3 are with unknowns, which are still unknown, no surprize there if you see the movie but don't, waist of time, money and plastic (the dvd) etc. Catwoman - ok acting at best from a good actress, the cat outfit sucked big time, the whole thing was done half ass. Dirty - a whole lot of swaring the whole movie long very little content otherwise, feels like some alzeimer cop trying to tell a story of his cop career and mixed everything up. One would expect much better from actors of Cubas and Halle's calibre. JohnDowe. |
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Hi there.
How about the "scary movie" serie. JohnDowe. |
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many might hate me for this
just about anything with John Wayne in it |
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Don't get me going about "The Day After Tomorrow". Why it isn't considered Sci-Fi, I don't know. Nothing realistic about it. And any movie that contains completely baseless, unnecessary gore, violence, perverse behavior, etc such as the "Saw" movie series and other torture/gore films which make no sense or were made purely for the reason to depict fucked up shit for no apparent reason. I hate "Saw" and all the following sequels. The whole movie was made by psychotics who should be examined by mental health professionals. It's not funny or cool or even scary. It's stupid.
Last edited by KittyKaiti; 08-27-2009 at 04:47 PM. |
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Movies I absolutely HATE....
Any sort of "message movie." You know, the sort of movie that is anysort of politically corrected revisionist "history" (almost any movie from Walt Disney studios in the past twenty years fits this catagory) or any sort of christian driven propaganda (i.e. "Left Behind"). A long time ago, a Hollywood hotshot named Sam Goldwyn said of these "message movies" something like this: "You wanna send a message? CALL WESTERN UNION!" I agree with Sam on that one, I go to the theatre or rent a DVD to be entertained, or in some cases educated, but I can definitely do without any of the propagand flicks. I also hate ANYTHING done by "Uli Lomell." A couple of years ago, a movie came out called "Black Dahlia," based on the murder of an aspiring actress named Elizabeth Short. IMMEDIEATELY after the release of the REAL movie "Black Dahlia," Uli Lomell popped out a worthless piece of shit under the very same title, and I was one of the unfortunate suckers who picked up the wrong DVD at Hasting's. |
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Hi there.
Thanks for reminding me of all those waist of perfectly good celluloid or video tape and had disk space that "saw" type movies are. I totally agree with you KittyKaity and DeaconBlues, these saw movies are sick, and message movies they seem to be trying to teaching you something and going about in the absolute worst way possible, unreal. Thanks again. JohnDowe. |
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John Wayne
Agreed, except for "The Quiet Man". Of course, Mareen O'hara helped this film a lot.
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I liked the "Scary Movie" series. I got quite a few good laughs from them.
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Hi there.
I didn't found it too stupid, predictable and unimaginative. But i know some people like bad movies, the three in my previous post: Metal man, earth vs the spider and war of the planets have a following. JohnDowe. |
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John Wayne Movies
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As "randolph" pointed out, he was great in "The Quiet Man". I must point out a few more of his best films, as well. "The Searchers", "True Grit", "The Shootist", "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence", "Red River", "El Dorado", "Rio Bravo", "The Horse Soldiers" and of course "Stagecoach" are great examples of his best work.
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The worst movie's ever made are:
Freejack (1992) Staring Emilio Estevez, Mick Jagger (The worst actor in the world ever), Rene Russo & Anthony Hopkins . Bride of Chucky (1998) The hours I spent watching these two poor flims is time I can't get back. |
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Movies I Can't Stand
Uneccessary (and usually inferior) remakes of classic 4 or 5 star movies!
Uneccessary (and usually inferior) big screen verisons of Classic TV shows! Eddie Murphy's "Sanitized Family Films" Steve Martin's "Sanitized Family Films" Also, the overuse of "hand-held" movie cameras in so many movies and TV shows. Meant to give a film or TV show a "realsitic" or "documentary" look, it is a great tool, but it is being far too often. I hope this "trend" subsides and it used only for certain scenes. For example, just watch the greatest action sequence ever filmed...the chariot race in Ben-Hur (1959). No hand-helds used in those sequences. The actors, the horses, the chariots supply the excitement...not a herky-jerky camera. Trust me, if they ever remade it today, hand-helds would be very prevelant. Come to think of it, they could not afford to remake it nowadays...it would just be CGI!!!
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mama mia sucks ( nobody can sound like the real abba! )
dual paint your wagon ( clint eastwood ) hudsucker proxy The Island Of Dr Moreau old and new version childs play halloween |
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I dislike
Planet of the Apes Titanic Harry Pothead |
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The Entire Scream Series, I Know What You Did Last Summer and the sequels, romantic comedies(so very formulaic), Titanic, The Blair Witch Project to name a few
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The Punnisher War Zone First of all, peoole do not explode when they get shot! Secondly, fully automatic firearms have something called recoil, which causes the barrel to rise; (I guess hollyweird forgot about that) therefore it is physically impossible to hold an automatic in each hand and fire a full magazine and have no barrel elevation.
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Hi y'all First post
as good a place to start as any don't like 'Something About Mary'...tho a lot of people do |
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All romance movies. Including Romantic comedies. Also Harry Potter and anything Disney
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Popular movies I can't stand. Good topic! Though this is going to get me hated, lol...
To keep it fair, I'll only include movies I've actually seen. Let's see... 1) A Christmas Story - holidays are coming and for some reason, people love this movie. Why they do continues to baffle me. 2) Fight Club - interesting premise, with perhaps the worst ending in the history of motion pictures. 3) The Matrix - the first one. I enjoyed the second and third, but the first one was like watching a documentary with the occasional stunt thrown in to keep people awake. 4) There's Something About Mary - was this supposed to be a comedy? If so, I'm missing something. I'm sure I'll think of others. Will update when I do.
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Braveheart
Off the top of my head the film that really pisses me off is:
BRAVEHEART - what a load of inaccurate crap Other crap movies include: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (I won't watch any of the others or read any of the books). Bridget Jones' Diary, etc. The Blair Witch Project - too boring for words Quote:
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With regards to The Matrix, I enjoyed the first one a lot more than the second two. That is not to say that I did not find some enjoyment in them, but they came across as just being made for the sake of being made. Something that made sense by the end of the first movie got way too obfuscated by the end of the third. They do it all again? The cycle is broken? Huh? LOL! And there seems to be a lot of hate for the Harry Potter movies. I guess I am one of the few here that seems to enjoy them. LOL! I enjoyed the books more, though. I liked the journey that Harry and his friends were on, and how the story got darker as they got older. I could also see how she grew as a writer as each book went along. Of course, these are just my opinions. There is certainly nothing wrong with anyone not liking the aforementioned movies. Heck, there are probably some people out there that enjoyed the movie 'Abandon'.:D |
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Here are some movies that I cannot stand.
Darkness. This movie, which came out in 2002 and starred Anna Paquin, was one of the most idiotic movies I have ever seen. The whole premise behind the "evil" of the movie, not to mention the actions by the mother/daughter left me shaking my head. And the ending? Ugh. Abandon. This gem stars Katie Holmes(sorry Tom, but I'm not calling her Kate!) and Benjamin Bratt. This movie also came out in 2002. I actually prefer Darkness over this one. I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, that this is my most hated movie of ALL time. If I can, I try to dissuade people from having to watch this crappy-ass movie! The Unborn. This movie came out this year. The main problem with this movie is that it takes every horror movie cliche and places it haphazardly in! While not a true pile of garbage, the movie was not scary at all as you knew where every "scare" was going to come from before it was even on the screen! Out of the three, I would say to avoid watching Abandon the most. I am sure I will find more movies later, but I had to get those ones off my chest first.:D |
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God lord. We've come this far and yet nobody has mentioned the "Movie" Parody franchise? Those bastards must Die!!!
But singularly I would have to say Uwe Bolls "Alone in the Dark." I rented it on the premise that his work couldn't be as bad as everyone said. Oh the horror of my mistake!!! It was the first time that a Movie really negatively upset me. The clerk was willing to refund me when he heard my tale of woe, But I told him some lesson's have to painful in order to truly learn something from them I just IMDB'd Uwe for the title of the movie (I try NOT to remember anything about it!) And have discovered he actually made a fucking sequel!!! There are people starving and that POS gets enough money together to make a sequel? There truly is no god...
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Uwe Boll deserves to get locked away for the crap that he makes. A good movie premise can be turned to shit whenever he gets his "magic" touch on them. Perhaps he can be tied to a chair and forced to watch his crappy-ass movies for the rest of his life? Fair punishment I would say. |
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Those POS' The scary movie franchise is actually done by different folks. Who are just a little bit smarter than the other guys. enough so that it's the other guys who earn my wrath.
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I don't have any desire to see either the Spartan or Superhero ones either. From what you have said, I am saving myself some heartburn. |
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Meet the Spartans was so bad I tried my hardest to forget I'd ever seen it. But to think someone gave them $20M to make another movie, scary.
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Okay folks, I have a new one. It's called "Wrong Turn 2: Wrong Turnier.
Okay, it's not called that but it should have been. I watched the first one and while it was a mostly forgettable piece of tripe starring Eliza Dushku, It was a fucking masterpiece compared to this piece of crap. Do you want to know how bad this movie is? One of the stars of the movie actually chose "Texas Battle" As his stage name. I'm. Not. Joking. It's one of the first things you see in the credits, and for a moment you think the title of the movie is Wrong Turn 2: Dead End: Texas Battle. And just for a second you think that your going to witness the showdown of a group of people VS the next generation of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Family. Sadly that would have been much more interesting than what we actually got. The premise of the movie is that a sad sack of contestants and producers are trying to successfully stage a survivor rip off reality show called "Apocalypse Survivor" where instead of trying to survive in a beautiful lush tropical paradise, they're supposedly in a post apocalyptic nightmare scenario. Everybody in this thing (and I mean EVERYBODY) is completely forgettable. Except for one man. For one man alone you should watch this (But don't EVER pay to see it, what you should do is go over to somebody's house you don't like and make them pay to rent it. I guarantee after the movie they'll ask you why you made them watch it, and you can truthfully reply "Cuz I don't like you. BURN! But I digress.) That man is Henry "Muthafuckin" Rollins. Everybody really just showed up for the paycheck and you can tell that with the performances. Except for Rollins. Rollins chews the scenery with complete and august abandon. He goes all out in this film and is the only thing worth watching. And I suspect that in Rollins mind, he was in a completely different movie. Everybody else was in "Wrong Turn 2." Rollins was in the sequel to "The Predator" and "Commando" And I firmly believe that he completely thought that he was the Fucking Star of this movie. (Which in a sense he was, since he was the biggest name in the thing.) Everything about this film just screams "Filmed on a budget of a buck-ninety-five" It was filmed in Canada, much to my dismay. and it was shot on video. Now there is no way to make a forest look scary in high def video. Video is just too crisp to make a forest scary. And Canadian forests are ALL beautiful. No exceptions. So that's out the window. Plus this thing was directed by Joe lynch. This was his directorial debut, And boy, can you tell. I mean the only credit he has before this is as a FUCKING GRIP on a 1999 movie called "Terror Firmer" But you can still have a good time with a bad movie of this genre, if they try to do something original and scary with the kills. But ol' joe just racked em up with no tension. And they are so fake looking as to be horrendously funny. I mean the first one is of a blonde airhead reality show actress who is chopped in half by an axe. and her plastic body and plastic intestines (Funny how no other organs fell out of the bisected body cavity.)Fall to the ground and bounce in that "Hey this is actually a plastic body prop" sorta way. And then the two halves of the oh so funny plastic body is dragged off in full frame. But Ol' Joe got his moneys worth with the intestines as they are prominently shown four more times. Hi-fuckin-larious! But you do get to see some average boobies As is the de regeure for films like these. There is one shot in the film where you tell that 99% of the budget was spent on. It's a double shot kill, And the CGI house in charge of special effects tried, but there's not much you can do for $1.50. So basically unless you can trick someone you don't like or perhaps you want to have a "See who breaks first" movie marathon of one film. Just stay away from this piece of tripe. You have been warned.
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Alpha, does this mean you are not going to watch Wrong Turn 3? If Wront Turn 2 is as bad as you say, how the heck could they have made a third one?!? Having not seen Wrong Turn 2 myself, I can only hope that Henry Rollins will return in Wrong Turn 3 and kick copious amounts of ass!
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Surprising how many people don't like Titanic. I'm not a big fan or anything, but I thought it was an okay movie. Everyone's different though, I suppose that's what makes things interesting
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Dang. The good (characters) always die young(or shortly after the beginning credits).
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I really hate japanese porn movies. I bought one once for more than 50 euro and it was totally censored. You couldn't see anything. Nothing.
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At least by reading this thread you've been warned away from such turds as Date Movie, Wrong Turn 2, and many other crap-laden movies. |
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Megafault
This piece of tripe just came out on dvd and is sooooo badly done it was hard to believe. Poor Britney Murphy must be starving for roles,,, she also had the worst makeup I've ever seen on her-- ghastly. The special features were hiliarious--- the director himself clearly indicated he had no clue how to make a feature film, lol.
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