breast envy?

[ILNEgurl4526]

The term "breast envy" is a little too similar to penis envy, which by its mere mentioning, implies that penis envy is anything but batshit insane... Not that certain people don't wish they have parts they don't, but to say all women subconsciously want a penis makes no sense. Just Freud wanting to make everything about sex. Hell, he himself said it, "Sometimes a cigar is just cigar." Okay, I'm done ranting about something vaugely related to this topic. Yes, wish I had tits. Yay, now I'm relevant.