Movie Quotes

[violet lightning]

Great quotations! :D

Oh yeah, don't know why my list has frowns in it. I must have been sleepy.
I'll be back.

[ARIES666]

Brett: "Here, kitty! Here, kitty, kitty! Well, kitty crap. Jones! Jonesy? Here, Jonesy. Meow. Meow. Jonesy? Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Meow. Here, Jonesy. Jonesy?"
Jones: "Meeeeooowww"
Brett: "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty."
Jones: "Meeeeooowww"
Brett: "Kitty, kitty, kitty." Here Jonesy. Jonesy. Kitty, Kitty. Jonesy? Hey...Hey. Come on, Jonesy. Come on baby. That's a kitty That's a kitty. Come on, baby. That's a kitty."
Jones: "Hisses"
Brett: "Hey, hey. I'm not gonna hurt you. Come on."
Jones: "Snarling"
Brett: "Ooowww...uhhhhh....oooowww"


Ash: "You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? A perfect organism. It's structural perfection is matched only by its hostility."
Lambert: "You admire it."
Ash: "I admire it's purity. A survivor...unclouded by conscience, remorse or delusions of morality."

[The Conquistador]

No fate but what we make.

[violet lightning]

Blazing Saddles-(the whole movie is quotable!) "You talk prettier than a three dollar whore!

Dracula- "Listen...the children of the night..what beautiful music they make"

Ed Wood - Q: "Do you accept Jesus Christ into your life as Lord and Savior?"
A: "Sure"

Fridays- "Because its Friday, you aint got no job, and you ain't got shit to do!"
Monty Python's Holy Grail- (another thats infinitely quotable) "Tis but a scratch!"
To Kill a Mockingbird- "Jean Louise, stand up! Your father is passing"

White Heat- (Cagney)- "Top of the World Ma!!!"

[ARIES666]

Dr. Strangelove:
"There's no fighting in here, this is the war room!"

The Horse Soldiers:
"Which do you prefer, Major, the leg or the breast?"

King Kong (1933)
"It wasn't the planes that got him...'twas beauty that killed the beast"

[Vanillas]

From History of the World:

Mel Brooks, as Moses, is returning from Mt Sinai. With considerable difficulty he is carrying three large tablets of stone. In a loud voice he begins to address the people:

I've got these fif.....

Suddenly he drops one of the tablets, mutters Oh shit and continues:

I've got these TEN Commandments......

[johndowe]

Hi there.

I'd like to put out some star trek quotes tell me which episode they are from, or something relevant to that episode.

1-Mc Coy: He's dead Jim!
Who is dead?

2-Pain, Pain, Pain. NO KILL I

3-The givers of pain and delight.
Who are they?

JohnDowe.

[hansen]

I BET U CAN SQUEEL LIKE A PIG!!! SQUEEL WIIIIII, WIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Defiler]

One Simpsons quote here:

"How many gazebos do you shemales need?

[barry]

usual suspects:

Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?

jay and silent bob strike back (really there are too many to quote):

jay: yo baby you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an over coat!?! yeaaaaaaa

[DSL]

Sylvester Stallone: sick minded people need to be cured and i am the cure!...

Roddy Piper in they live: i have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...
and i am all out of bubble gum!.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: i'll be back!.

Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: "Do not kill." "Do not rape." "Do not steal." These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.

Monsignor: And I am reminded on this holy day of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, long time ago—almost thirty years ago—this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but no person answered their calls. Though many saw, no one so much as called the police. They all just watched as Kitty was being stabbed to death in broad daylight. They watched as her assailant walked away. Now, we must all fear evil men. But, there is another kind of evil which we must all fear most—and that is the indifference of good men!
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

[after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for."
Murphy: That was way easier than I thought.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: You know, on TV you always got that guy that jumps over the sofa.
Connor: And then you gotta shoot at him for ten fucking minutes, too.
Murphy: Aye.
Connor: Christ.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.

Rocco: Fuckin'—what the fuckin' fuck?! Who the fuck fucked this fucking—? How did you two fucking fucks—?! FUCK!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

[SupaFun]

You need people like, so you can point your fingers at.

[demon_kiss2]

Goodfellas
Funny How?

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[d332_dot_com]

There's a scene in my all time favorite movie Bunuel's Belle Du Jour where a nice fat Japanese man comes to "visit" Belle (Catherine Denueve). After he leaves, the housekeeper Pallas finds her naked on her stomach, crushed, absolutely ravished, barely conscious. Pallas says: "That man would frighten me too. Sometimes it must be hard."

Belle looks up, hair all over, with a sly smile and answers: "What would you know Pallas?"

Richard Bastion: We’re back, America. Here’s the Bastion Buddies salute. [trumpet plays] At ease. Today on the show, we’re going to talk about why America is number one. Okay, without further ado, let’s do what this show is all about and hit the phone lines. You are the people that make this show. All I do is make the money and spend it on facefuls of pharmaceuticals until I go deaf. Hello, caller!
Caller: I just wanted to call in and say that I absolutely love the show.
Richard Bastion: Well, I absolutely love that you think that, okay? Now, now you want to talk about what makes America number one, huh?
Caller: We have a completely incompetent buffoon for a leader. We drive outrageously large gas-guzzling Maibatsu Monstrosities.
Richard Bastion: I know. Isn’t—it’s fantastic, isn’t it? What we’ve been given from our forefathers—the freedom from thought. Y—that, for my money, is real freedom! Knowing you’re always right! That’s...real freedom! It’s like life is a party that’s never gonna end, and, and you’re not hosting that party, you’re there, so you can, you know, take a—take a dump on the coats, and you know, you can leave your beer bottle in the toilet if you want, it doesn’t matter, it’s not your house! Okay, we’re just here to have a good time. Now this is unless we make a serious mistake in the election! You know, think about it, you can’t expect someone with no backbone to police the world! And...that’s what these liberals don’t understand! Drinking is a sin. Laying is a sin. Fisting? You know, that’s a mortal sin! And the trannies...don’t even get me started on the trannies, it’s, it’s science run amok. It’s very confusing, okay? I’m looking at a woman, I’m talking to the woman, I see the woman’s penis...now I’m confused! I don’t know what’s going on! The government...i-i-is turning into a confused transgendered prostitute. I mean, it really is! They don’t know who to serve! You feel terrible afterward, you have this overwhelming feeling that everything in your life is horribly wrong. Yes, it feels good while you’re doing it. Yes, you’re making him-slash-her feel good. But still, it’s wrong.

Vladimir “Vlad” Glebov: You remember Ivan?
Niko Bellic: No.
Vladimir “Vlad” Glebov: [shows picture] This guy.
Niko Bellic: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vladimir “Vlad” Glebov: Very funny. What would you say if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko Bellic: I’d say, what problem does he got with my cousin?
[phone rings]
Vladimir “Vlad” Glebov: Hold on. [answers phone] Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can’t talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I’ll call you back. [to Niko] Sorry.
Niko Bellic: Who was that?
Vladimir “Vlad” Glebov: Never you mind.
Niko Bellic: Was it Ivan?
Vladimir “Vlad” Glebov: Oh, that’s funny. You know, for a damn yokel, you’re a very funny guy.
Niko Bellic: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you’re really an annoying dick.
Vladimir “Vlad” Glebov: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk whose only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!

Tom Goldberg: Hello, Niko. What’s that short for? Nikolai? I’m looking for a man who can get jobs done right. Nikolai, I like your resum?. You seem to be the sort of man who would go the extra distance, I just need to take another look, get myself reacquainted with your experience...So, you’re the sort of man who doesn’t wait to get told what to do? A guy who looks at the world, sees problems and tries to fix them?
Niko Bellic: Sure.
Tom Goldberg: My problem is that people don’t notice the decay in society. They leave the decay alone and soon it’s too late so you have to pull the whole tooth.
Niko Bellic: Yeah?
Tom Goldberg: I’m the guy who goes around shaking people. For people, read society, read City Hall. I shake them, and I say “Floss! Get rid of the rotting flesh stuck in your teeth. Prevent decay! Mouthwash, you hear me?” There’s this cop. Good cop, but he thinks he’s above the law. He’s not. You wanna know why? Because the law is clear. I’m gonna crush him into dust. No one is above my judgment! You understand me?
Niko Bellic: Okay.
Tom Goldberg: Here at G.L. and S., we’re pushing things to the limit. We’re on the front line, young man. A man I was recently with in this office, in this very room, was murdered. You gotta fight for what is just in this world.
Niko Bellic: You do.
Tom Goldberg: Anyway, gimme an example of some time where you’ve worked as part of a team.
Niko Bellic: I work alone.
Tom Goldberg: So, are you going to expand on that or are you just going to hang around like a chump? Damn these quotas. You end up with every dumb immigrant in the city coming in for interviews.

[sts451]

What ...... No Mustard ?

( The Stomach from MEATBALLS 1979 )

Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be human?
Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be mine?
Audrey II: Feeeed me!

Prostitute: I'm safe, huh. No HIV.
Danny Archer: Ja, ja. I've heard that one before.

Danny Archer: We thought we were fighting communism, but in the end, it was all about who gets what, you know? So one day, I decided, "Fuck it, I'm gonna get mine."

Obesandjo's Lieutenant: [gets a machete, moves towards Wilkus, laughing] Heh heh, I will teach you...
Wikus Van De Merwe: [grabs an alien weapon] YOU BLIKSEM!
Obesandjo's Lieutenant: Hey, hey, hey! [gets blown away by Wikus]
Obesandjo: Oh! Holy shit!
Wikus Van De Merwe: [blasts several more of Obesandjo's soldiers, then turns to Obesandjo] You tell them to fooking stand down!
[Obesandjo shouts in Xhosa to his soldiers, who back off]
Wikus Van De Merwe: Put the fooking weapons in the bag! [backing away with the weapons] Don't fooking look at me!

Dave Lizewski: How do I get a hold of you?
Hit Girl: [sarcastically] You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.

[the Madman shoots at Navin but hits a display of oil cans]
Navin R. Johnson: He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!

[joshuaty2010]

My favorite qoute is from the last movie of Ramboo. "Leave with nothing, or Die with something?"

[LeeIII]

Rise and rise again til lambs become lions

see how many of you know this one

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is this Mickey Mouse shit?! What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head?! Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights-out?! Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon?! Why aren't you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?!
Joker: Sir, it is the Private's duty to inform the Senior Drill Instructor that Private Pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir! ? Full Metal Jacket

[last lines]
Marines: [singing] M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse. Forever let us hold our banner high. High! High! High! Boys and girls from far and near, you're as welcome as can be. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Who is marching coast to coast and far across the sea? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse. Forever let us hold his banner high. High! High! High! Come along and sing a song and join our family. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. Hey there, hi there, ho there, you're as welcome as can be. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E. ? Full Metal Jacket

V: Beneath this mask, there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask, there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. ? V for Vendetta

Nelson: Hey, Twombles!
Twombly: What?
Nelson: C'mere. The Humvees ain't coming back, dude.
Twombly: What? Were we supposed to go to them?
Nelson: I thought they were supposed to come to us.
Twombly: I think we're supposed to go to them.
Nelson: Shit.
Twombly: Okay, let's go to the crash site.
Nelson: Okay. Just don't fire that thing so close to my head. I can barely hear as it is.
[they exchange fire with a group of Somali militiamen]
Twombly: Shit! Get down! [fires a long burst inches above Nelson's head]
Nelson: What did I just tell you?! I swear to God, you do that again?
Twombly: Shut up! [fires on the remaining Somalis]
Nelson: AAAAHHH! Aaahh! Uhhh...
Twombly: You okay? Nelson, you all right?
Nelson: WHAT?! ? Black Hawk Down

Paul Rusesabagina: I am glad that you have shot this footage and that the world will see it. It is the only way we have a chance that people might intervene.
Jack: Yeah, and if no one intervenes, is it still a good thing to show?
Paul Rusesabagina: How can they not intervene when they witness such atrocities?
Jack: I think if people see this footage they'll say, "Oh my God, that's horrible," and then go on eating their dinners. ? Hotel Rwanda

Gust Avrakotos: As long as the press sees sex and drugs behind the left hand, you can park a battle carrier behind the right hand and no one's gonna fucking notice. ? Charlie Wilson's War

[curiousguy221]

"and Saint Attilla raised the hand-grenade up on high saying, 'oh lord, bless this thy hand-grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits... in thy mercy'. and the lord did grin, and the people did feast on the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bags, and-"
"skip a bit brother"
"and the lord spake saying - 'first, shall thou take out the holy pin, then shall thou count to three. no more, no less. three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. four, thou shalt not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. five is right out. once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbeth thou thy holy hand-grenade of Antioch towards thine foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it'. Amen"

"all female officers will be required to wear... TINY MINISKIRTS!"

"Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me and this pencil if we can't replace this dictionary."

"i wish none of this had happened"
"so do all who live to see such times but that is not for them to decide. all you have to decide, is what to do in the time that is given to you"

[mellownella]

Peter Venkman: Alright... let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.