masturbation or partnership ?

[Vanillas]

As Woody Allen said, "Masturbation is sex with someone you love." And I love it. Though it can't cook or clean house and I can't take it to the theater, neither does it harangue or nag or complain when I leave the toilet seat up.

[aa2239]

At the moment, there is no regular t-girl in my life unfortunately I make do with occasional one-off flings, on average once every couple of weeks. In between these, I masturbate about once a day, normally at night... that's when I do all my freaky shit lol.

[racquel]

Originally Posted by Vanillas

As Woody Allen said, "Masturbation is sex with someone you love." And I love it. Though it can't cook or clean house and I can't take it to the theater, neither does it harangue or nag or complain when I leave the toilet seat up.

So the truth comes out... You like shemales because they're less likely to yell at you for leaving the seat up?

I don't care either way as long as you don't splash all over the rim. But I swear, some guys should just start sitting down.

[beloved]

besides the fact i maturbate as often as i can - if you clean your home carefully - you WILL sit down because otherwise millions of far flying urine drops are spreading in your bathroom. i really have never heard of a german man NOT sitting...maybe thats different in the US