Where do you come from? (Just the Country, Are U Married/Have a Girlfriend?)

[Vanillas]

I'm an American and I am married but, as my wife and I have not had sex in over 10 years - and I came out as bisexual six years ago - I might as well not be. It is what could loosely be termed a "marriage of (in)convenience." Still, I do not have a girlfriend (or a boyfriend) and, if I'm looking at all, I am certainly not looking very hard. As this is my second marriage I have become rather soured on the thought of serious coupling. I would enter a Trappist Monastery except I am not Catholic, I look fat in sackcloth and I've heard that they frown upon compulsive jacking off to computer images.