STD's How worried are you and what precautions do/will you take?

[Vanillas]

I have yet to experience sex with a Translady. If I ever do I will most certainly wear a condom, as will she. The specter of contracting a venereal disease, hepatitis or, God forbid, HIV frightens me to such an extent that I am clearly overly cautious. Ninety percent of my sex life consists of masturbation and the remaining 10 percent is so safe that I would almost rather masturbate. I don't hold this up as a good example or necessarily recommend it for anyone. But it has so far kept me free of STDs.

PS. I also wear my seatbelt at the drive-in theater.