theres nothing better than...

[GRH]

Oh you poor sex-obsessed men...

You like the feel of stroking your cocks,
I like trading the profitable stocks...
You claim to shemales to be fond,
I'd rather than men, buy myself bonds.

Men are fickle,
Dividends trickle,
While man's interest often does wane,
A cheap bought stock often does gain!

While shemale fantasies, often hot...
Seldom match capital gains I've got,
Fickle sexual fantasy on mind,
Seldom meets a good stock find!

And if my market comes to a bear,
I don't want you males with unshaved hair,
Then the bull for me is in drugs,
And not in your fake-ass hugs!