How do "you" Masturbate

[new believer]

Originally Posted by belfagar

I have seen the question "How often do you masturbate" But i would like to know how others do so.

Any tips to make it more enjoyable would be welcome.

I do it alone. But as far as 'implements' and lotions, here's a nice twist. Buy a 1/2 pound or so of bacon. The less lean the better because you'll be trimming off the meat for your 'baco's' on your salad. Now let it sit at room temp. for about 15 minutes, when your 'ready',simply wrap 1 or 2 slices around your hard-on and start stroking. The natural heat will soften the bacon fat and feel like a slippery hand within your hand. Adds new meaning to 'makin bacon'. Had to say that just to get it out the way. Add your own original comments only after you try it. And I'm betting that once you do, you'll have found out how sick a mind can be. You'll like it but will not openly discuss it..