Here's my question....

[orion]

Hi Maxie ..

Have you considered having your parcel delivered to a reliable & sympathetic friend .. for later collection at a mutually convenient time ?

I went out with a Girl once who had ordered a pair of "Chicken fillets" online ... and had them delivered to me (but addressed in her "Femme" name) ...

The "Postie" queried the name on the parcel (as he knows me) .. but I got round that by telling him it was a surprise "prezzie" for a mate and his wife didn't want him to see it ..

Bye for now,

Orion ..