How can I cum more?

[jimnaseum]

The next time I'm buying animal tranquilizers I'll have to pick me up a cattle prod. The perfect Christmas gift for the man who has everything.
I think those pornstars funnel a cup of "studio cum" into their dicks before the big money shot.
I took some over the counter steroids once, one molecule off real testosterone, I took about a half dose for not even a week, ...my scrotum was busier than Grand Central Station, my muscles felt so warm and good, it was really great. Then my hairline VISABLY started receding! My back acne flourished like a dozen krispy kreme donuts, and a few days later my balls shriveled up, yep. Don't do it.
I read that every time the cops break down the door of some sex pervert's crib, they always find a full gallon of ice cold milk in the fridge. Some bodybuilders are lucky enough to get all the protein their bodies need from skim milk, some don't tolerate it, though.