Self Facial ??

[stevesw9]

Self facial & auto fellatio
a) How come there is no good shemale porn movies with auto-fellatio and self-facials?
If you have a list of movies that do please can you tell me.
b) My self-sucking diary
Oh those salad days in the 70's.
When I was in my teens and early 20's I could suck my glans. It was a hell of an effort. Curled up like a pretzel on my bedroom floor. I would curl up near the edge of my bed and put my feet under the bed to hold me tight. It was very uncomfortable! I always did it in the summer - maybe I was more horny then. The idea turned me on so much that when I did it I positioned a large mirror opposite so that I could watch myself. Movement was very difficult. I could not give myself a proper blow-job (i.e. fellating up and down past the glans). But I could get the whole of my glans in my mouth and sucked on that in a static fashion. That would not bring me off so I would usually end up wanking onto my tongue and watching in the mirror. I had never seen a porn movie so maybe the idea of facials never occurred to me. I would finish by wanking off into my mouth.
It gave me a great sense of achievement. But frustration that I could not really bob up and down like a good bj. Looking back I might have given myself a self-facial to show it to a girlfriend who was into porn. But alas the girlfriends I had then did only did poor bjs if at all.
Later in life I got fed up of getting blown too soon with no hj build up. Now I hate that in porno: cock out = straight to the bj. I'd prefer some jerking/sexy chat and appreciation of the cock first to make the bj something of value.
[For Auto-cunnilingus you should read Whoopee Goldbergs Autobiography. She is very honest about her attempts and successes.]
Well that's my confession.
And now I would like to watch some shemales autofellate themselves or at least lick their glans and ideally self-facial then pose to the camera cum-faced and proud of themselves.
Please name the dvds so that I can get them!
Steve