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i can get onboard with most of what your saying, but the intense breath and morning gas there is nothing remotly arousing about that

[hankhavelock]

Originally Posted by rhythmic delivery

i can get onboard with most of what your saying, but the intense breath and morning gas there is nothing remotly arousing about that

ooooooooooooo... but there IS...

[sesame]

Hanky!


Dont start your day by consuming liberal amounts of sake!

[hankhavelock]

Originally Posted by sesame

Hanky!


Dont start your day by consuming liberal amounts of sake!

oooooooooooo.... but I DIDN'T...

[sesame]

Originally Posted by Bionca

Hank.. you are too much.. you and Sesame both are such an ego boost!!

Hanky, Look, look! Tickle her, until she faints with joy.

[hankhavelock]

Originally Posted by sesame

Hanky, Look, look! Tickle her, until she faints with joy.

You're own your own here, pal... she's simply too far away from me (and much too intellectually advanced for a primitive Southeastern Asia Farer like me). But you, on the other hand, have no excuses to let the Goddess slip through your hands... so go for her... NOW! B4 some hotshot beats you to the line... claim her! I'm on your team, my man, and I'll give you all the unfair tricks along the way.

She won't stand a chance! Unfold your full charm! And when you FINALLY have her, the Goddess of all Godesses, then send me a kind thought ;-)

Besides... I sort of have this very kinky date with "the Voice" less than a week from now... so the deal is that I fly to Bkk and you fly to Ohio (are there planes to Ohio???) - shit, then you DRIVE your sorry ass up to Mizzy B and give her the gentleman treatment from BOTH of us, my man!

I'll never forgive you if you chicken out on this one.

Nooo talkin' talkin'... just do it!

And kiss her VERY tenderly from me, my good friend! And I mean VEEEEEERY tenderly.... I kid you not... if I were on that big island of yours, I'd have taken that train weeks ago...

Barack

[sesame]

Hey Bionca,
You lucky, immensely popular Fairie Queen,
you are the tormentor of numerous aching hearts!
Scientists get inspired by your charisma and
become poets or artists to express boiling emotion.
Some minds are flooded with amorous devotion &
see You as the Goddess of all Goddesses!!!
Others want to plant kisses all over you like mosaic art.

Originally Posted by hankhavelock

kiss her VERY tenderly from me, my good friend! And I mean VEEEEEERY tenderly....

[Bionca]

" Goddess of all Goddeses"


lol.. my golly .. *wipes tears of laughter* ... *falls out of chair* .... *continues laughing*

You guys are too funny!! Seriously, I think I have a better reputation here than I'm worth. I sometimes burp loud, I am cranky as hell in the morning, I am probably a little too competative at pool and darts, I snort when I laugh sometimes...

I get confused with lots of light and sound (gotten in wrecks in the supermarket before). I get lost easily, I'm a bit demanding during sex, I can be pretty selfish (probably my least favorite quality).

And.. I'll say again I'm really just an average gal with some cranky opinions. Hardly goddess material....