Waiting for my dream girl

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Today’s best “Clickbait Ad” was “100 Questions To Ask a Girl.” Apparently, the guy writing this is a so-called “expert” in meeting women. Sorry dude, but why should I listen to you, asshole? I’ve been married to two gorgeous women (first one was crazy as fuck but the sex was great), live in Zionsville, drive a very expensive sports car, and have an awesome career. So like, what exactly can YOU tell me that I don’t already know?

The first pic accompanied the article. She’s saying “No.”

Anyway, here’s a better example of someone who I would consider an expert. To put this all in perspective, when Hugh Hefner was my age, Crystal wasn’t even born... For like 24 years!

She’s saying: “Yes I know Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville.”

Now, so that you can dispense with this guy’s silly “100 Questions,” any of the last three pics will guarantee that you get laid. Especially the first one. Pay attention and try to remember them...

And possible answers to a few of his questions:

1. Would you rather live in a small house with an amazing view, or a massive mansion in a subdivision?

“Silly. Mansions aren’t found in subdivisions...”


2. What’s one thing you’ve learned that most people don’t know how to do?

“Give good head (giggle)...”


3. What type of man are you attracted to?

“A really rich one with a big dick!” or “Not you, loser!”


4. Have you ever dated two men at the same time?

“Only two???”


5. Who is your favorite author?

“E. L. James (giggle)...”

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The artwork of Emanuele Taglietti. Taglietti was perhaps best known for illustrating the covers of “Zora.” The story of a 19th century noblewoman who becomes a vampire.

Zora “Future Wife”

She’s saying: “Take that you cheating bastard!”

“Yes Daddy, I know he’s too old for me... But he can stay hard longer than any other guy I’ve dated...”

“Get your fucking hand off my ass, shithead!”

“Andy, I told your ‘ex’ several times to stop trying to get back into your life...”

Nice to see the “horse costume” is still working...

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From CNN...

“Hey Andy! I ordered an Obedience Bench and Corona Estim Urethral Insert with Powerbox just for you...”

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From a collection on a site called “Crossdresser and Sissy Bondage.” Models unknown. I do however recognize Jocelyn from “Trannies in Trouble.” First pic.

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“Dr. Andy! I know you want to enforce ‘social distancing’ during class but are you sure this is what the CDC said to do?”

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This came up on my phone a few minutes ago. They were identified as “Traveler Girls.”

They’re saying: “Hi Andy. We thought we’d stop in Zionsville...”

The one on the right. Check out what her necklace says. I love a woman who knows what she wants.

(Moderators: From a professional photographer’s website. The picture was actually taken in Ireland. I’m hoping they are “over 18.”)

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She’s saying: “Andy, don’t you wish you’d stayed in Michigan?”