Waiting for my dream girl

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“Fitness Goals” is what it said... Very inspiring. My own personal “goal” is to be that punching bag.

She texted me: “Hey Andy! I’m at the gym. If u sneak out now your wife will never know.”

“Dr. Andy. Since I’m a first year student, my parents told me to get to know my professors before class started. My dad even let me borrow his car! I was born in 2003 so I just turned 18 (giggle).”

“Future Wife”

“Hey big guy! My eyes are up here!”

At the last minute I accepted a position to teach at the University of Alabama. This is my “Business Analytics” class. Ask me if I love my work?