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My wife told me her grandmother always used to say: "a stitch in time saves nine."
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Merry Christmas!
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Wonder Woman did remember to bring her "magic lasso" for our date this weekend...
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The "fake ad" read: 9 Side Effects of Using Hand Sanitizer, According to Doctors.
![]() She's saying: "Dr. Andy likes when I use this on his cock. He says it stings (giggle)." ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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No doubt you have heard of the “Nashville Christmas Bomber” no matter where you live.
![]() However one item of “interest” reported this morning, was that the van containing the explosives started playing the song “Downtown” before it blew up. A #1 hit from the 60’s, I thought at first it was sung by “Lulu.” Turns out it was Petula Clark. Searching for Lulu however, I found “To Sir With Love” which also starred Judy Geeson. ![]() ![]() Sounds more like a job for “Dr. Andy.” ![]() According to Wikipedia, Mark Thackeray (Sidney Poitier’s character) calls out the students for their “slutty behavior.” Dr. Andy on the other hand tends to encourage slutty behavior... ![]() Judy in these pictures looks like a “Future Wife” to me. ![]() Both of them together in class? Ask me if I love my work? ![]() “I think he likes me!” ![]() Lulu from 1968. The 60’s are definitely my favorite decade. ![]() “Dr. Andy? Can you help me with my homework?” So I guess it’s a date then? She’s saying: “Andy, I’m driving. You always drive on the wrong side of the road!” I posted this picture somewhere else on TLB. Had to be many years before I was born, but looks like a “young Dr. Andy” checking her out... ![]() (Moderators: Both Lulu and Judy were born in 1948. So they would have been 18 or 19 when the movie was made.) Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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They all say: "Andy, your wife will never find out..."
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Proof that “Dr. Andy” somehow managed to find his way back to 1967.
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Yes. I have practiced a "morning routine" for many years. But it has taken me longer than "30 seconds" since I was about 19...
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“Teilore Svifta”
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My dates are saying: “But shouldn’t we wait for Andy? (giggle).”
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More Disney Princess' "Fan Art."
![]() ![]() ![]() Rapunzel was "18" in the story. She's saying: "Andy... I wanted to ask you something. Are all guys... (giggle) you know... 'thingys' like only 2 inches?" ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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The best “fake ad” so far of 2021 suggests that we need to get more rest. I totally agree with that idea especially after last year.
![]() The article said that “rest” may take many forms however... She’s saying: “We were up really late last night. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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January 1st. Not too early to start thinking about Valentines day.
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Look! It's a white Mercedes!
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This “Ariel” is most definitely “over 18.”
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This reminds me. My New Years resolution is to take up golf.
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This ad just came up on my phone. Some kind of supplement. Guess I just have a dirty mind...
![]() She’s saying: “Gonna give this to Andy after his workout. It’ll make him hard for hours (giggle).” ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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Yes, I'm sure I just have a dirty mind...
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Aubrey Kate "Future Wife."
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Carol Penelope
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“Dr. Andy! Did you remember to turn your webcam off?”
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She’s saying: “Bt dctrr anndhh I dnt WNT t prctce socl distncngggg!!!”
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Best "first date" ever.
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From a fitness ad. She’s telling me that I can “delay muscle soreness with magnesium therapy.”
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Sunday morning, nothing to do. The first pic came up on my phone this morning. Yes, she’s definitely a “Future Wife” even though I can’t see her face. Shit. I just know...
![]() Anyway it got me thinking, what IS “the perfect ass” anyway? These are some of what I found: This is the first one that came up in my search. A mousepad. All I could think of is “It’s a good thing I’m left-handed.” ![]() ![]() Moderators: I just hope this one is “18.” ![]() Very nice. That reminds me, today is “squat day.” ![]() The article said “the science of the perfect ass.” Really! “Dr. Andy” is all for science so he read it with great interest. Maybe he could get a grant to study this further? ![]() Speaking of “Dr. Andy” I’m sure that he has been “a perfect ass” on many occasions. ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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She’s saying: “Andy said he’d be over at 9:00. I forgot he meant tomorrow!!!”
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She is pissed.
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Nice shirt. Guess I would like to be the "Tramp" then.
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From PERV: The Sexual Deviant in All of Us by Jesse Bering, published in October 2013 by Scientific American/ Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC. Copyright © 2013 by Jesse Bering. All rights reserved.
(Silly comments by “Dr. Andy,” January 2021. ![]() Acrotomophilia - Arousal to amputees (See a lot of this on “E-Hentai.”) Actirasty - Arousal to the sun’s rays (Once had a girlfriend who was addicted to tanning.) Agalmatophilia - Arousal to statues (Well, “Venus” IS kinda hot...) Anasteemaphilia - Arousal to a person of extreme stature (Muscular women?) Autogynephilia - Arousal to oneself [male only] in the form of a woman (No comment...) Autoplushophilia - Arousal to oneself dressed as a giant cartoon-like stuffed animal (Ditto...) Chasmophilia - Arousal to caverns, crevices, and valleys (Hell no. I stay away from places like that.) Climacophilia - Arousal to falling down stairs Exhibitionism - Arousal to displaying one’s sexual organs in public Formicophilia - Arousal to insects (Only if she’s the “Queen Bee.”) Frotteurism - Arousal to touching a stranger surreptitiously in a crowded place Gerontophilia - Arousal to the elderly (Hope Dove Cameron suffers from this. Yes I’m older than her. We had a date for tonight.) Katoptronophilia - Arousal to sex in front of mirrors (On the ceiling maybe?) Knismolagnia - Arousal to being tickled (Doesn’t everybody?) Lithophilia - Arousal to stone and gravel Masochism - Arousal to experiencing physical and psychological pain Nasolingus - Arousal to sucking on a person’s nose (Never have thought about sucking someone’s nose before. Sounds kinky...) Nebulophilia - Arousal to fog Necrophilia - Arousal to corpses Objectophilia - Arousal to a particular object, distinct from fetishism (Well maybe if it’s a 2021 Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut.) Partialism - Arousal to a body part other than the reproductive organs (Ass and Legs!) Pedophilia - Arousal to prepubescent children Podophilia - Arousal to feet Psychrophilia - Arousal to being cold and watching others who are cold (Maybe that’s why my wife always tells me to “chill out”?) Pubephilia - Arousal to pubic hair (No. I like my partners shaved.) Pygophilia - Arousal to buttocks (Fuck yes!!! Why is this a fetish anyway?) Sadism - Arousal to causing physical and psychological pain Stygiophilia - Arousal to the thought of hellfire and damnation (Guess that’s why I stopped going to church.) Urophilia - Arousal to urine or urinating others (Was “pissed on” by my ex. Didn’t like it.) Vorarephilia - Arousal to eating another person’s body parts (Also big on “E-Hentai.”) Voyeurism - Arousal to spying on others for sexual gratification Xylophilia - Arousal to wood (“Uhuhuhuuh he said wood...”) Zoophilia - Arousal to nonhuman animals |
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Her name is "Brooke." Met her online. Maybe she'll come to Zionsville?
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“No Ariel. This ISN’T what I wished for...”
![]() She’s saying: “Do you like this better?” ![]() “I found some rope. Maybe you could tie me up?” ![]() “Oooh... I love it when they rub together.” ![]() “Sorry Andy. I didn’t mean to cum all over your face. But you look so cute like that (giggle).” ![]() “Shit. Why do they all go to sleep after?” ![]() (Moderators: These are all "non-Disney fan-art" drawings from various sources. As in previous posts, I'm assuming she's "over 18.") Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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On CNN tonight I saw an ad for a “Tactical Diver’s Watch.” Actually, it doesn’t look too bad. Might check it out.
![]() But I know from past experience that “name” means everything. Especially for sex... Is there anyone who doesn’t know what a Rolex is for example? I have a very nice “Casio” chronograph that I wear on occasion (and a Tag Heuer from my wife that I wear on very “special” occasions) but every time I think of Casio I remember John Candy from “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.” Not exactly the image you want to project if you goal is to get laid. ![]() The first picture is the “tactical watch.” It looks like it would go well with my Glock. And for just under $300 USD would probably be a great watch. They compare it to a Longines, a Breitling, and a Tag Heuer. All of which cost thousands. And have outstanding reputations worldwide. But if she sees a “Breitling” on your wrist, you aren’t likely to go home alone... ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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"See something you like ?" Me: Yes.
![]() "Dr. Andy's class is 'the bomb' (giggle)." ![]() "Future Wife." ![]() (Does anyone say "the bomb" anymore or are they really "Dr. Andy's" age? ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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With apologies to my friend Boner. Great post!
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This was part of a “clickbait” story about getting a Coronavirus vaccine in the United States.
As usual I have a dirty mind... ![]() She’s saying: “You really are a kinky motherfucker Andy. If that hurts, I’m gonna inject it into your cock.” ![]() Me: “Promise?” ![]() ![]() ![]() (Actually it’s from the “Swine Flu” outbreak in 1976. ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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I thought it said: "How to get laid in a tanning bed."
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Future Wife.
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Happy Valentine’s Day - a week early!
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Strong and fit women from Pinterest ("Future Wife" edition).
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Yes I know there is a thread for "Dressed Shemales" but I hate stomping on other's posts and I also hate the word "shemale."
![]() Besides, as far as I'm concerned Aubrey is a "Dreamgirl" and "Future Wife." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Enjoy her pics! ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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You know what you really want, big guy...
![]() Andy! I love them!!! Now I just want to wrap them around your head (giggle). ![]() Does anyone else think she's got a bulge? Or do I just have a dirty mind... ![]() She's saying: "Andy! How can you breathe?" ![]() This drawing was called "Millennial Ariel." Complete with her Starbucks. As you know, Millennials actually are "Generation Y" that originally was defined as those born 1982-2000. At least that's what "Dr. Andy" was taught when he was in school. So she could be approaching "40". ![]() ![]() ![]() "Cosplay Ariel" Future Wife. ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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TikTok!
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On CNN today...
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Selfie Culture brought us here.
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Just checking in to see if this site is alive or dead...
![]() She is identified as Chulin Nakazawa. Not familiar with her. Perhaps I should be? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The video was appropriately titled “Cock Torture.” Looks like fun. We could take turns... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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I first remember posting about “men marrying dolls” on here a few years ago. Apparently it’s big business now. Guess the all the Coronavirus quarantining has much to do with it. Maybe I should start my own “sex doll” company in Zionsville. Who’s in with me?
At home with my latest GF. “Sweetie, I love you but you’ve really gotta quit smoking. That shit’ll kill ya.” ![]() She’s saying: “Andy. Get your fucking finger out of my mouth. Now!” ![]() I really hate PDA’s but we couldn’t help it. ![]() “Baby close your legs! The neighbors are watching over the fence...” ![]() This is a Gay sexdoll. Doesn’t do anything for me but I wish I had abs like that. ![]() You could have your very own “Dr. Andy” doll. Who knew! Just wondering... do you think he’s missing something? ![]() (But I’ve already decided long ago who my “Future Wife” would be if I were ever to go this route. ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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Anyway, this was from an article “Things You’ll Recognize if You’ve Been Teaching More Than 10 Years.” From 2018. So that takes us all the way back to... 2008? In 2009 a “young Dr. Andy” received his Ph.D. Before that he had been an “Assistant Professor of Business and Information Systems” at the college where he still teaches today (between Purdue and Indiana I picked up an MBA at Butler) and he cannot remember using ANY of the items shown in his classrooms.
![]() Of course this is what a real “computer science” class was like “back in the day.” From IBM. No I don’t think I would have liked to teach back then. ![]() This is more like it... Must be my grandad. ![]() Present day. She’s saying: “So have you fucked Dr. Andy yet (giggle)?” “No. He’s married, you slut!” ![]() True story: When I began my career they asked me to teach a summer class exclusively for “Adult” learners. It met for three hours, on a Monday night, for five weeks. I got paid $5,000 USD. Not too bad for part time... But as my students quickly discovered: “He lives in Zionsville!” ![]() All my courses are “online” now because of Coronavirus. Hard to believe it’s been almost a year. I really miss seeing my students “face to face.” Especially this one. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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As those of you who actually read my posts will know, I first showed an interest in playing drums after seeing Wayne's World as a kid.
My parents signed me up for lessons. But it didn't last very long as my Mom "got rid" of my set one day. Can't say I blame her... ![]() ![]() ![]() My wife however has been supportive of my learning to play again as an adult. ![]() That is until she met my drum teacher! ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:51 PM. |
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