Waiting for my dream girl

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As you can probably tell from my post above, Wonder Woman made an awesome first Babysitter for a little kid from Detroit.

When I got older, like many boys, I often fantasized about “tying up” my babysitter. Wonder Woman sensed this and let me bind her with her “magic lasso” once in a while. Of course she could always escape if she wanted.

But sometimes she would tie ME up instead...

For my 16th birthday, she invited her friend Harley Quinn and as you can see it was The.Best.Birthday.Ever!!!

It was only when I was about “27” that my parents became concerned...

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Was looking at old posts going back to about 2009 or so. Some good stuff out there. More discussion of issues too. Clicking on a pic led me to another site which had pictures of someone named Kelly Fox.

Not familiar with her. I should be. She looks like a "Future Wife" to me!

(If she's posting pics from 11 years ago, we may be about the same age. So she's not "15-20 years younger" than me like everyone else is on here. )

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Had these leftover from my “retro” search. Had to do something with them. Sorry.

Wonder what the newspaper headlines say?

It’s never good to keep a lady waiting. Especially if she’s your “Future Wife.”

About 1900. “I just love Dr. Andy’s class. Today he lectured about Hollerith’s Tabulating Machine (giggle).”

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More “Disney Princesses” as adults.

“But Andy, Peter Pan was a virgin.”

“I don’t see why you have it so bad for my older sister; I mean I turned “18” last week.

My major’s English “Dr. Andy” but I wanted to take your Business Analytics class anyway. I’m sure your wife won’t mind that we’ve been meeting at Starbucks every day after class... Maybe we could meet downtown over break? After all I am 21.”

“For our next date, I’ll make sure I bring along my rope (giggle).”

“Andy, quit screwing around with all those little kids. Shit. What you really need is someone older. Bet I could teach you a few things, baby...”

(Moderators: The artist is known for drawing Disney Characters as modern adult women. They are all supposed to be at least "18".)

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Today I heard that Microsoft is going to put a “Performance Warning” on copies of Cyberpunk 2077 for Xbox. Many issues. The software company that created it is in big trouble. Working on a post for my Technology blog about it. Maybe “V” can just move in with me?

But that shouldn’t stop “Dr. Andy” from traveling back in time to 1984 for his date with Wonder Woman this weekend. Got my “Members Only” jacket and my Z28 so I’m ready.

So what will we do?

#1 Since I’m from Detroit, we will see Game 5 of the World Series. Tiger Stadium. Gibson’s 3-run homer. Wonder Woman. Doesn’t get any better than that.

#2 Maybe a “Scorpions” concert? She might like that. Good thing it’s not the late 90’s. Doubt she’s into “nu metal.”

#3 Dinner at the “Roostertail.” On the Detroit river. Used to be one of the “hottest” places to go. Never been there. Wasn’t born yet. Now it’s some kind of “event center.”

Later, a nice walk downtown. Hey, Wonder Woman is my date. Nobody’s gonna fuck with us.

“Andy, I brought my lasso like you wanted. We'll pretend you're the Bad Guy (giggle).”

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My wife told me her grandmother always used to say: "a stitch in time saves nine."

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Merry Christmas!