Waiting for my dream girl

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This “dating across time” stuff is serious. Shit. If tonight’s date with Wonder Woman is gonna happen I’ve gotta get my “look” together.

“Members’s Only” Jacket, Black, 3XLT – Macy’s $89.00

Nike “Cortez” Size 14 – Foot Locker $75.00

Casio “Illuminator” Watch – JC Penney $29.95

(OK. So this really was just an excuse to post more pictures of Gal. Last pic is high res. )

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According to this ad, today's "Future Wife" lives somewhere in Indiana.

(Funny, I've never seen her around town. Maybe she never shops at Target? I'd notice that car for sure. )

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The news from CNN today is that “Cyberpunk 2077” has been pulled from stores.

But that doesn’t matter. “V” is saying:

“Andy, I really don’t give a shit that you are like 70 years older than me in 2077. I’ll travel back to your time. Who needs a fucking video game anyway? Bet we could have a lot of fun on our own... Your wife will never know. By the way that was really cute that you gave me such a big cock when you selected my gender. I love it! (giggle)”

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As you can probably tell from my post above, Wonder Woman made an awesome first Babysitter for a little kid from Detroit.

When I got older, like many boys, I often fantasized about “tying up” my babysitter. Wonder Woman sensed this and let me bind her with her “magic lasso” once in a while. Of course she could always escape if she wanted.

But sometimes she would tie ME up instead...

For my 16th birthday, she invited her friend Harley Quinn and as you can see it was The.Best.Birthday.Ever!!!

It was only when I was about “27” that my parents became concerned...

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Was looking at old posts going back to about 2009 or so. Some good stuff out there. More discussion of issues too. Clicking on a pic led me to another site which had pictures of someone named Kelly Fox.

Not familiar with her. I should be. She looks like a "Future Wife" to me!

(If she's posting pics from 11 years ago, we may be about the same age. So she's not "15-20 years younger" than me like everyone else is on here. )

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Had these leftover from my “retro” search. Had to do something with them. Sorry.

Wonder what the newspaper headlines say?

It’s never good to keep a lady waiting. Especially if she’s your “Future Wife.”

About 1900. “I just love Dr. Andy’s class. Today he lectured about Hollerith’s Tabulating Machine (giggle).”

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More “Disney Princesses” as adults.

“But Andy, Peter Pan was a virgin.”

“I don’t see why you have it so bad for my older sister; I mean I turned “18” last week.

My major’s English “Dr. Andy” but I wanted to take your Business Analytics class anyway. I’m sure your wife won’t mind that we’ve been meeting at Starbucks every day after class... Maybe we could meet downtown over break? After all I am 21.”

“For our next date, I’ll make sure I bring along my rope (giggle).”

“Andy, quit screwing around with all those little kids. Shit. What you really need is someone older. Bet I could teach you a few things, baby...”

(Moderators: The artist is known for drawing Disney Characters as modern adult women. They are all supposed to be at least "18".)