Waiting for my dream girl

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Shit.

Took this "quiz" earlier today. Christ. Too funny...

But "the Internet" has been telling me I look like this for years. What gives?

Just wondering... Do you think anyone "born after 2000" would know what the things to the left and right in the picture were?

(Figure I got that result because I'm active with technology and keep up with social media. Hey it's my job... I knew what "TikTok" was for example, said I listened to Billie Eilish, "Olaf" was my favorite Disney character - "Elsa" was not a choice, and have an iPhone. Moderators: I can assure you however, I really am "over 18." )

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These quizzes appear to be quite accurate... This one said I was 5'5" based on my answers.

My questions for them are: What is my "future wife's" name? And what's she doing tonight?

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Laviny Albuquerque

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In the United States, the day after Thanksgiving is called “Black Friday.” A day of sales and shopping. The stores around Zionsville were very crowded despite warnings about Coronavirus and “social distancing.”

Of course many people also shop online:

“bondage kit for couples, $69.95”

“cock whip, on sale $17.49”

“soft leather handcuffs, $20.99”

“Hope Andy likes what I got him for Christmas...”

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This one’s for ila, Boner, and anyone else who likes “clickbait” ads especially for the women...

NOT a “fake ad.” These ads for Thuma beds are “legit” and I’ve read great reviews about their product.

Their ad makes it to this thread because they’ve been showing up on the sites I visit for over a year. And of course they feature my “Future Wife” in all of them. And those socks are sexy as hell...

Don’t know her name. In many of the ads she’s pictured with a “partner.” To me he looks sort of like a “gen-z hipster wannabe...” So I don’t think they’re necessarily aimed at someone my age. But I’m sure she’d much rather go out with a 6’4”, successful, “older millennial.” Unless of course he’s married...

(So MANY future wives! Guess my attorney will have lots of work one day. )

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Today's "future wife" wears a Casio "G-Shock"?

"Andy couldn't afford a Rolex... (giggle)."

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When you find out, let me know OK?

“Dr. Andy” does not remember the term "toonophilia" from any of his undergrad Psychology classes. He does remember all the stories one of his professors told involving “autoerotic asphyxiation” however...

Shit. I don’t care what they call it. I’d call her “Alice. Future Wife.” By the way, she’s saying: “Andy, I promise the Red pill will make you larger.”

(Moderators: The first picture. Her name is Asuka and according to my “internet sources” she was born December 2001 so she would be “19” this month. But she’s not real. How do they know? )