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Sorry, last one for today...
![]() ![]() “Andy, you said you can do that over a thousand times without reloading? Christ... All in one night? (giggle)” ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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She arrived a few months ago. My true "dream" girl. She was beautiful. Really sweet. And we had so much in common.
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Will definitely have to check out Cyberpunk 2077. It’s due to be released November 19.
Especially since it features my “Future Wife” as you can see. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Apparently her name is “V” here’s her “stats” according to Wikipedia: Age: “22” as of 13 April 2077. Damn. Probably won’t live that long. If I do I’ll be 94 on that date. Hope she's into “older guys.” ![]() She's saying: “Andy, quit acting like such a Millennial...” Shit. ![]() ![]() ![]() Date of Birth: 10 December 2054 Home: Night City Gender: Player Determined (Looks like “Neo” is also in it. Fuck yeah! ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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Looked up the definition of “Angel.” This is what I found...
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Farrah from an early “Partridge Family” episode (1971). Grocery shopping? She’s saying: “I hope Andy likes what I’m making for dinner. If not I’ll just smear it all over him... (giggle).” ![]() She was an accomplished tennis player as well in real life. ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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Especially for Boner and anyone else who worships Dove Cameron on here...
Zionsville had “socially distanced” Trick or Treating the other night. It was very cold. Sub-freezing. This was the best costume by far... My wife asked “Andy, who are you talking to? I thought you said you weren’t going to open the door?” ![]() “Yes Andy, I know you lied when you told me you were 25...” ![]() “So he’s married too? Wonder if he’d like ‘Long Live Evil’ spray-painted on his ZR-1?” ![]() “Genie in A Bottle.” She’s saying: “I’m glad Andy liked it. Who is Christina Aguilera? He said something about 1999. Gosh he must be a lot older than me...” ![]() Shit. I knew I should have told her the truth... ![]() Eventually got her to say “Yes.” We rode downtown to the JW Marriott on my Harley. “Andy, I’ve had a wonderful time tonight. You know you are still much younger than my Dad, Hades, and I really don’t care about your wife. She’s not here anyway... (giggle).” ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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“Grown Up” versions of Disney Princeses. Moderators: They are all supposed to be “over 18.”
![]() Ariel. “Andy! You’re so sweet to wish for that. Awww... What would you like to DO if I had legs?” ![]() This Elsa would be “27.” Future Wife. ![]() Rapunzel was “18” in the story anyway. “Damn Andy. I really don’t give a shit how much older than me you are. I’ve been locked up in this fucking tower all my life...” ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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TgirlReviews has introduced me to many “future wives” before.
![]() Today’s post of Khloe Kay is no exception. Here’s a few more pics of her. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (How did she know what I wanted for breakfast this morning? ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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Sorry... Just found this and had to post it. See my “Disney Princesses” post above.
![]() She’s saying: “Jesus Christ! That’s it? Fuck. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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Earlier today someone on Quora posted the question “Why do people wear miniskirts?”
![]() I’m sure Gianna Rivera is saying: “Really? You have to ask?” ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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My wife said: "Andy, maybe next time you will remember to bring home a gallon of milk like I asked..."
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“That bastard. It was so sweet of Andy to make me breakfast this morning. We started to make out and he sucked my cock until I was ready to cum then just before I could, he slapped a plastic chastity device on me and took the key.
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It's not nice to keep a lady waiting but I'd make an exception in Foxxy's case
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This was the best “fake ad” today. Doesn’t look like anyplace around Zionsville to me.
![]() ![]() Naturally I had to find out who my next “Future Wife” was. ![]() It’s a “stock image” (of course it is) of a “beautiful-girl-in-a-blue-turtleneck-near-a-railing.” A few sites identified the photo as being somewhere in Russia. No name for my new friend however... ![]() Guess I’ll just have to wait until she contacts me... Looking forward to our first date. ![]() (The pic above. Hot. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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(The pic above. Hot.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wow! She's stunning! ![]() ![]() Foxxy promised to be a good girl so I let her out- she turned on me! Have to take a page from this guy's book ![]() |
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There is an artist who draws beautiful portraits of “Disney Princesses” as modern day adults.
![]() This is Ariel “Future Wife.” ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She’s saying: “Andy, I just LOVE my new legs! That was so sweet of you to wish for that. By the way there’s something else I’ve got now I’d like to show you... Umm... Andy? Why are you down on your knees? What are you doing? Oooohhh... That feels soooo good... (giggle) Don’t stop. Goddddd... Fuck. Sorry (giggle). What a mess...” ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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One last post for Disney. At least until I do another "Mal" post... But that has everything to do with Dove Cameron
![]() ![]() These are the best "fan art" drawings of Elsa from "Frozen" I could find. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (The fourth one. I hope she's not listening to "Ice Ice Baby." ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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“Ariel’s” older sister: “I don’t know why you are wasting your time with that little tramp, Andy. She’s too young for you. Besides I lost my tail a long time ago, baby. This ones just a fake. And wait till you see what’s between MY legs...”
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This is Dove Cameron
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She’s saying: “Andy. Help!!! I don’t know how this damn thing works! Wish they’d hurry up and invent the iPhone...” ![]() The second picture. Dove as “Mal” from Descendants 3. Take a look at what the card says. “Andy, I caught you listening to ‘Any Way You Want It’ the other day. Cool! My dad ‘Hades’ likes that band too...” ![]() The last picture. "Dr. Andy" gets around. This is from the 60's. They're saying: "Can you help us with our Fortran programming assignment? (giggle)." ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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Today’s best “clickbait” ad gave me an idea of what my “Future Wife” will look like.
![]() IF I live to be 1000. ![]() She’s saying: “Sorry Andy, but you’re really just too old for me...” ![]() (What would you tell her on a date? “You have really prett... errr... ummm... BIG eyes.”? ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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I've decided that our date would be "awkward" at best. I don't know if I ever could get used to those eyes looking at me all the time.
![]() “What? Did I spill something on my necktie?” ![]() “Stop staring at my cock. It’s not that big...” ![]() “This is the ‘3000’s’! I thought it would be OK if I brought my wives and all my sex dolls along for our date...” ![]() (Wonder how they arrived at that is how humans would look like in the year "3000"? I mean I would think by then everyone would be at least 7' tall, stronger than The Terminator, immune from all diseases, and look like Brad Pitt or Cindy Crawford. But what do I know... ![]() |
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This arrived in my e-mail this morning. From PC Magazine!
![]() ![]() Didn't read the article. I mean really? What could they tell me that I don't already know? ![]() (Moderators: I'm sure the dogs are at least "18" in people years. ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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"Dr. Andy" can't help it.
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Most “visits to Santa” this year will be “socially distanced.”
![]() But not for me. As you can see this Santa and his two helpers will be having a celebration of their own. ![]() The one on the left is 6’3” and the one on the right is 6’2”. ![]() They’re saying: “Wait ‘till you see what we’ve got for YOU, baby.” ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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Think I found a workout partner.
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Your very own Penis Car?
![]() ![]() The Internet IS educational. For example until today I’d never seen any other views of this car. Wonder if it hurts when you get “hit from behind” by someone? ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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Shit.
![]() Took this "quiz" earlier today. Christ. Too funny... ![]() ![]() ![]() But "the Internet" has been telling me I look like this for years. What gives? Just wondering... Do you think anyone "born after 2000" would know what the things to the left and right in the picture were? ![]() (Figure I got that result because I'm active with technology and keep up with social media. Hey it's my job... I knew what "TikTok" was for example, said I listened to Billie Eilish, "Olaf" was my favorite Disney character - "Elsa" ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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These quizzes appear to be quite accurate...
![]() ![]() My questions for them are: What is my "future wife's" name? And what's she doing tonight? ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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Laviny Albuquerque
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In the United States, the day after Thanksgiving is called “Black Friday.” A day of sales and shopping. The stores around Zionsville were very crowded despite warnings about Coronavirus and “social distancing.”
![]() Of course many people also shop online: “bondage kit for couples, $69.95” “cock whip, on sale $17.49” “soft leather handcuffs, $20.99” “Hope Andy likes what I got him for Christmas...” ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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This one’s for ila, Boner, and anyone else who likes “clickbait” ads especially for the women...
![]() NOT a “fake ad.” These ads for Thuma beds are “legit” and I’ve read great reviews about their product. ![]() Their ad makes it to this thread because they’ve been showing up on the sites I visit for over a year. And of course they feature my “Future Wife” in all of them. And those socks are sexy as hell... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don’t know her name. In many of the ads she’s pictured with a “partner.” To me he looks sort of like a “gen-z hipster wannabe...” ![]() ![]() (So MANY future wives! Guess my attorney will have lots of work one day. ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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Today's "future wife"
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When you find out, let me know OK?
![]() “Dr. Andy” does not remember the term "toonophilia" from any of his undergrad Psychology classes. He does remember all the stories one of his professors told involving “autoerotic asphyxiation” however... ![]() Shit. I don’t care what they call it. I’d call her “Alice. Future Wife.” ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (Moderators: The first picture. Her name is Asuka and according to my “internet sources” she was born December 2001 so she would be “19” this month. But she’s not real. How do they know? ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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"Dr. Andy" has been so desperate to meet girls lately that he's willing to try anything.
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Today's best "clickbait" ad. They did say anything you want?
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One of the good (or bad) things about the Internet is that EVERYTHING is “out there” forever.
![]() For fun I sometimes try to find old web pages. This is what must have come up in “Dr. Andy’s” searches way back on September 11, 1996. ![]() Couldn’t have been any of the terms shown (good thing his mom didn’t catch him). ![]() Must have been for a school project. Yes. Research. That’s it! http://www.jeff-goldsmith.org/amusingrefs.html Based on the “matches” it was probably Katerina Witt ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I just hope he wasn’t looking for “wilt chamberlain sex.” ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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Enter what she's thinking...
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Don’t know what if anything to post anymore.
![]() ![]() The last one. ![]() ![]() (My friend in the picture above already knows I live in Zionsville. ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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Final grades for the online classes I’ve been teaching this semester were submitted today. But some of my students are already in Florida for the holidays:
“Merry Christmas, Dr. Andy! Business Analytics is awesome!!!” ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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My wife has been watching “The Crown” on Netflix. I’ve started to watch it with her. It’s fascinating, especially for an American, to learn all of the history. Very well done and the acting is first rate. At least in the episodes I’ve seen, John Lithgow (Churchill), Claire Foy (young Queen Elizabeth), and Matt Smith (Prince Phillip) particularly stand out.
![]() Apparently there are several “seasons” to it. I asked her when they would get to the present and focus on Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle... ![]() I’ve been watching the rest of the series from the garage... ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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“Wonder Woman 1984” opens on December 25 and stars Gal Gadot.
![]() “Hi little Andy, I’m your new babysitter...” ![]() “Behave, dammitt. You little shit!” ![]() Dad? Christ. Cool jacket though... “Members Only”? ![]() ![]() Gal from the first Wonder Woman movie. 2016. It’s here, well, just because... ![]() This looks more like 2020 to me. Maybe she’s ready for our date tonight? I see she still has her “magic rope.” She's saying: "You're still a naughty boy, Andy." Looks like we’ll have a great time. ![]() (You know that I was born in Detroit. Interesting Fact: 1984 was the last time the Tigers won the World Series. Still better than the Lions. ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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This “dating across time” stuff is serious.
![]() ![]() “Members’s Only” Jacket, Black, 3XLT – Macy’s $89.00 Nike “Cortez” Size 14 – Foot Locker $75.00 Casio “Illuminator” Watch – JC Penney $29.95 (OK. So this really was just an excuse to post more pictures of Gal. Last pic is high res. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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According to this ad, today's "Future Wife"
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The news from CNN today is that “Cyberpunk 2077” has been pulled from stores.
![]() But that doesn’t matter. “V” ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() “Andy, I really don’t give a shit that you are like 70 years older than me in 2077. I’ll travel back to your time. Who needs a fucking video game anyway? Bet we could have a lot of fun on our own... Your wife will never know. By the way that was really cute that you gave me such a big cock when you selected my gender. I love it! (giggle)” ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:53 PM. |
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As you can probably tell from my post above, Wonder Woman made an awesome first Babysitter for a little kid from Detroit.
![]() When I got older, like many boys, I often fantasized about “tying up” my babysitter. ![]() ![]() But sometimes she would tie ME up instead... ![]() For my 16th birthday, she invited her friend Harley Quinn and as you can see it was The.Best.Birthday.Ever!!! ![]() It was only when I was about “27” that my parents became concerned... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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Was looking at old posts going back to about 2009 or so. Some good stuff out there. More discussion of issues too.
![]() ![]() Not familiar with her. I should be. She looks like a "Future Wife" to me! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (If she's posting pics from 11 years ago, we may be about the same age. So she's not "15-20 years younger" than me like everyone else is on here. ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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Had these leftover from my “retro” search. Had to do something with them. Sorry.
![]() Wonder what the newspaper headlines say? ![]() It’s never good to keep a lady waiting. Especially if she’s your “Future Wife.” ![]() About 1900. “I just love Dr. Andy’s class. Today he lectured about Hollerith’s Tabulating Machine (giggle).” ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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More “Disney Princesses” as adults.
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() “But Andy, Peter Pan was a virgin.” ![]() “I don’t see why you have it so bad for my older sister; I mean I turned “18” last week. ![]() My major’s English “Dr. Andy” but I wanted to take your Business Analytics class anyway. I’m sure your wife won’t mind that we’ve been meeting at Starbucks every day after class... Maybe we could meet downtown over break? After all I am 21.” ![]() “For our next date, I’ll make sure I bring along my rope (giggle).” ![]() “Andy, quit screwing around with all those little kids. Shit. What you really need is someone older. Bet I could teach you a few things, baby...” ![]() (Moderators: The artist is known for drawing Disney Characters as modern adult women. They are all supposed to be at least "18".) Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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Today I heard that Microsoft is going to put a “Performance Warning” on copies of Cyberpunk 2077 for Xbox. Many issues. The software company that created it is in big trouble.
![]() ![]() ![]() But that shouldn’t stop “Dr. Andy” from traveling back in time to 1984 for his date with Wonder Woman ![]() ![]() So what will we do? #1 Since I’m from Detroit, we will see Game 5 of the World Series. Tiger Stadium. Gibson’s 3-run homer. Wonder Woman. Doesn’t get any better than that. ![]() #2 Maybe a “Scorpions” concert? She might like that. Good thing it’s not the late 90’s. Doubt she’s into “nu metal.” ![]() #3 Dinner at the “Roostertail.” On the Detroit river. Used to be one of the “hottest” places to go. Never been there. Wasn’t born yet. Now it’s some kind of “event center.” ![]() Later, a nice walk downtown. Hey, Wonder Woman is my date. Nobody’s gonna fuck with us. ![]() “Andy, I brought my lasso like you wanted. We'll pretend you're the Bad Guy (giggle).” ![]() Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 05:52 PM. |
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