Waiting for my dream girl

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"Dr. Andy said we didn't have to wear masks for class if we met outside."

(The second one. My new profile pic. At least now I know what I'm wearing for Halloween. Might be cold though... )

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My wife texted me and told me to stop at the store and pickup a roll of "saran wrap" on the way home...

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Yes it's dumb, but haven't done one with masks yet...

"He lives in Zionsville?"

(Pretty sure the last one is a "future wife." Just hope she's 18. )

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From Pinterest. “Nice bike.”

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CNN Breaking News: "Visits to Santa Will Be Socially Distanced."

This is what they had to say...

"Every visit will be contactless. So kids can sit on wrapped packages near Santa, or across the table from Santa and have a conversation. We can still capture the memory for family photos."

In some of its malls where Santa will make an appearance beginning November 20, he'll meet and greet with families while appearing to sit inside a giant snow globe. In other locations, Santa will be behind a giant picture frame.

"Think of this like a drive-up window type of scenario. Guests will be able to walk up and have their conversation with Santa and then turn for the framed photo."

Shit. I bet millions of kids will be disappointed. I know I will be. This picture is from my visit with "Santa" a few years ago.

(I had been a "bad boy" so she had to "discipline" me later... )

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All I want is for Xmas is Jesse!

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Was reading about AI and robotics again. There’s an article today about a robot in Japan that can stack grocery shelves. It looks awesome but the demonstration wasn’t that impressive. It was operated by some guy wearing a “VR” headset and using game controllers. It was going kind of slow if you ask me. He at times looked as if he was about to drop the bottles on the floor. And why couldn’t the robot do it by itself. What good is this if you still need a human to run it? Still, it is 7’ tall. Wouldn’t want to piss it off.

More to my liking would be something like this.

Her name is “Samantha.” According to the article she can orgasm and is programmed to carry on a conversation with you.

I would envision her saying things like:

“Chris Hemsworth only wishes he looked like you…”

“I’ve never seen a cock that big. It must be at least 14 maybe 15 inches!”

“We could skip the Eagles Nest tonight. It’s so expensive. I’d really love the drive-through at McDonalds…”

God, Andy, I’ve never been fucked like that before… I must have cum at least twenty or thirty times! I just want you to fuck me again and again and again…”

“Don’t worry baby. If your ‘ex’ shows up, I will terminate her for you…”