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Today’s best “fake ad” on CNN was for inflatable hot tubs. Sounds like a bad idea…
![]() “Hey Andy… remember when we set the other one up in our living room then went at it so hard it burst and we got water all over the fucking house?”
Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 06:54 PM. |
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“Today’s Best Fake Ad” on CNN wasn’t even close. It had something to do with “The Pirates of The Caribbean.” I really didn’t care. Never made it past the picture of Keira Knightley.
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This just arrived from my university’s email. They are seeking “Standardized Patients” for their medical school. Some of the job description is funny (at least if you have a dirty mind).
![]() "…on call basis” “…simulated …medical examinations”? “as trained…” “encounters with students…” “role play…” Sounds like I could do this. Wonder what it pays? Still, someday I’d like to work my way up to the “Coordinator of Standardized Patients.” ![]() Of course I’d give it my best shot. They’re saying: “Dr. Andy, he’s so funny. He was complaining about a four-hour erection.” ![]() But I would volunteer to let “Dr. Chanel” examine me anytime. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() (Noticed that the ad also said: “No or very limited exposure to physical risk.” Not if my wife finds out. )
Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 06:54 PM. |
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CNN had an ad "winner" this morning.
![]() This is Blackpink. Often spelled "BLΛƆKPIИK." OK, whatever you say... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() For me, music mostly ended around 2009. They will be on YouTube tonight. I'm sure my wife will make me watch it from the garage... ![]() (Moderators: Didn't know who they were. Looked them up. They are all between 23-25. )
Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 06:54 PM. |
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The ad said "Shy Girl on Tinder"
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She said her name was "Triss." We hit it off immediately. As soon as we got back to my place she took off her clothes and was ready to go.
![]() Undressing as quickly as I could, I heard her say: "Andy, but yours... is... so... small!"
Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 06:54 PM. |
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"Dr. Andy said we didn't have to wear masks for class if we met outside."
![]() (The second one. My new profile pic. At least now I know what I'm wearing for Halloween. Might be cold though... )Last edited by a9127; 11-13-2021 at 06:54 PM. |
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