Waiting for my dream girl

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Originally Posted by Boner

And why do I think today she would get an “A” in Dr. Andy’s class?

What do I have to do for an A Doctor Andy?[/QUOTE]

I am sure Tara would have to see the teacher after class...

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I have mentioned the “Eagles Nest” as a place to take that special someone in several posts before. Considered “Indy’s Most Romantic Restaurant.” Yes, it actually does exist. In downtown Indianapolis at the top of the Hyatt. Many cities have rotating restaurants, nothing new, Detroit has a much bigger one.

Closer to where I live, in the Zionsville, Carmel, Noblesville corridor on the Northside, there are some great places like Eddie Merlot’s. Zionsville itself has the only Dairy Queen next to a Bentley dealer that I know of. Really! Get a “Blizzard” and drop $350K. I don’t know if even Beverly Hills can top that…

However, I’d better be careful about taking any of my “girls from Tennessee” (Hayley Williams, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift) to the Eagles Nest. It may be romantic but as you can see, unfortunately gives a spectacular view of Lucas Oil Stadium, home of the Indianapolis Colts.

Hayley appears to be a big Tennessee Titans fan. But that’s OK there’s plenty of other places to go on a date...

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This ad keeps showing up on CNN today. I’ve been trying to come up with something. Here goes:

“Andy, you spent way too much for that motorcycle. I had to get an extra job to pay it off so we didn’t go broke.”

Lifting up her miniskirt and pulling down her panties she takes out her 9” cock which is dripping with pre-cum. “Now get down on your knees like a good boy and start sucking…”

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One of my students was not feeling well today so she asked me to test her for “Covid-19.” I said: “Sure, maybe later tonight back at my place?”

“Dr. Andy, are you really a ‘real’ doctor?”

“Well yeah, just not a Medical one… My degree is in Business actually.”

“Now just lay back and relax. This procedure may take hours…”

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Very beautiful drawing of Dove Cameron as Mal. Dove is of course one of my “future wives.” The following is meant to be funny…

“Andy lied to me! He said he was 25 and single…” Evie is saying: “Don’t feel bad sweetie, most men lie about lots of things, especially anything involving age or length…”

“Hey Andy, have you ever seen a ‘ZR-1’ on fire? Cause there’s one floating off the Santa Monica Pier right now.”

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Need a date for tonight…

“He lives in Zionsville? I don't give a fuck if he's over 30.”

“Shit. He’s married…”

“Wow... Dr. Andy!”

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I’m hoping ila is enjoying his first “500.” Running the race in August is a bit unusual. Especially without fans. The Indy 500 traditionally is held in May on Memorial Day. Although this year it was postponed due to the Covid-19 situation.

Yesterday I sent him a PM with a little background on the Motor Speedway. As many of you know, I live in Zionsville which is located on the North side of Indianapolis. Our university used to have a “motorsports” program and is not too far from the track. I’ve met many of the drivers. Including Danica Patrick.

Her best finish in the “500” was third and she won the “Indy Japan 300” in 2008. She is doing the “color commentary” for today’s race.

(The picture of her with her car. She’s saying “Your ZR-1 is cool Andy, but it just doesn’t have enough horsepower for me…” )