Waiting for my dream girl

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Twenty-Five years ago. Can’t be. Can’t fucking be! The summer of 1995. To a precocious 12 year old Alicia Silverstone was the ultimate “dream girl.” One of my first huge “celebrity crushes” Alicia was actually just a few months older than my first wife. I also had crushes on Stacey Dash and Brittany Murphy (RIP 1977-2009)

And had the same phone as Alicia. Well pretty much everyone did back then… It was either Motorola or Nokia. Anyone remember those?

She’s saying “Andy. Whaddya mean you aren’t old enough to drive yet? I thought we had a date…”

And why do I think today she would get an “A” in Dr. Andy’s class?

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For my date with Alicia we would take this. A 1995 “ZR-1.”

Powered by a 32 valve OHC engine built by Lotus (not General Motors) rated at 405 HP this car was allegedly capable of a top speed of over 175 MPH. Fast for back then. Enough to get you killed…

Rear tires were huge measuring 315 mm. A popular car magazine back then tested several high end sports cars. The “Z” came in the fastest at a top speed of 167 MPH outrunning the helicopter assigned to document the testing.

The black leather interior was sexy and guaranteed to get you laid. Definitely a 90’s kids’ “wet dream.”

This particular example went for $41,000 USD at Barrett-Jackson. Not bad. Would be a fun car to drive even today. Try beating the price! You could still get it worked on at most Chevy dealers.

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I have always found this “infographic” funny. I wonder how long ago it actually was? 100 years maybe? More? Would any of us today seriously “fit” any of these stereotypes?

At any rate, today is another birthday. I can see from the chart I’ve blown right by “Vice and Degeneracy” and am well on my way to becoming a “Moral-Physical Wreck.”

Hope Erica still will go out with me. After all, I AM successful in my career, workout regularly, and drive a pretty cool car.

(Also I have many friends and business acquaintances in their 60’s and 70’s. They would be offended by the “Venerable Old-Age” one. WTF? )

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This was on my phone just a few minutes ago. Gee thanks, Mom...

(Alcohol and Cannabis? She left out women! )

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And why do I think today she would get an “A” in Dr. Andy’s class? [/QUOTE]

What do I have to do for an A Doctor Andy?

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Originally Posted by Boner

And why do I think today she would get an “A” in Dr. Andy’s class?

What do I have to do for an A Doctor Andy?[/QUOTE]

I am sure Tara would have to see the teacher after class...

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I have mentioned the “Eagles Nest” as a place to take that special someone in several posts before. Considered “Indy’s Most Romantic Restaurant.” Yes, it actually does exist. In downtown Indianapolis at the top of the Hyatt. Many cities have rotating restaurants, nothing new, Detroit has a much bigger one.

Closer to where I live, in the Zionsville, Carmel, Noblesville corridor on the Northside, there are some great places like Eddie Merlot’s. Zionsville itself has the only Dairy Queen next to a Bentley dealer that I know of. Really! Get a “Blizzard” and drop $350K. I don’t know if even Beverly Hills can top that…

However, I’d better be careful about taking any of my “girls from Tennessee” (Hayley Williams, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift) to the Eagles Nest. It may be romantic but as you can see, unfortunately gives a spectacular view of Lucas Oil Stadium, home of the Indianapolis Colts.

Hayley appears to be a big Tennessee Titans fan. But that’s OK there’s plenty of other places to go on a date...

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This ad keeps showing up on CNN today. I’ve been trying to come up with something. Here goes:

“Andy, you spent way too much for that motorcycle. I had to get an extra job to pay it off so we didn’t go broke.”

Lifting up her miniskirt and pulling down her panties she takes out her 9” cock which is dripping with pre-cum. “Now get down on your knees like a good boy and start sucking…”

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One of my students was not feeling well today so she asked me to test her for “Covid-19.” I said: “Sure, maybe later tonight back at my place?”

“Dr. Andy, are you really a ‘real’ doctor?”

“Well yeah, just not a Medical one… My degree is in Business actually.”

“Now just lay back and relax. This procedure may take hours…”

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Very beautiful drawing of Dove Cameron as Mal. Dove is of course one of my “future wives.” The following is meant to be funny…

“Andy lied to me! He said he was 25 and single…” Evie is saying: “Don’t feel bad sweetie, most men lie about lots of things, especially anything involving age or length…”

“Hey Andy, have you ever seen a ‘ZR-1’ on fire? Cause there’s one floating off the Santa Monica Pier right now.”