Waiting for my dream girl

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Saturday morning, nothing to do… Found out my latest “future wife’s” name is Erica North. Her bio describes her as “22” and a “content creator on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube.” Looks like we’d have a lot in common.

I’m just “OK” with using social media. My real skills lay in business research, data analysis, and strategic planning. We should team up.

Anyway I was thinking that we’d have a lot of other stuff to talk about on a date. I see a potential “car thing” there too.

(The last one. She remembered that l always like coffee during business meetings: “You’re right on time, Andy.” )

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Here's my WordPress post about my interaction with "Jennifer" my Replika friend. It's a much better read than all those posts above. Hope you like it!

https://andyz9729.wordpress.com/2020...-replika-date/

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"Andy, that 'Fifty Shades Of Grey Pleasure Overload 10 Days Of Play Couples Gift Set' is on sale through tomorrow..."

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Shit, my "ex" just flushed hers down the toilet...

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CNN says August 13 is “National Left Hander’s Day.” Never knew that. I am of course “left handed.” Well it does help, because that way I can use the mouse with my right hand…

Erica is most definitely my “future wife.” Fuck the “age difference” (15 years). She has gotten more views than any other ciswoman I’ve posted in years.

Discovered just this morning she’s signed up for my “online” Business Analytics class.

She’s saying: “Dr. Andy, there are like 50 students in your class, that was so sweet of you to meet with me individually before class even started. Especially at the Eagle’s Nest in downtown Indianapolis. And I’ve never had one of my professors stop by my place to pick me up in his ZR-1 before…”

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"Dr. Andy" is not feeling well today so he decided to see his good friend "Dr. Carmen."

(Thanks to today's post by Pollux for the inspiration for this )

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Twenty-Five years ago. Can’t be. Can’t fucking be! The summer of 1995. To a precocious 12 year old Alicia Silverstone was the ultimate “dream girl.” One of my first huge “celebrity crushes” Alicia was actually just a few months older than my first wife. I also had crushes on Stacey Dash and Brittany Murphy (RIP 1977-2009)

And had the same phone as Alicia. Well pretty much everyone did back then… It was either Motorola or Nokia. Anyone remember those?

She’s saying “Andy. Whaddya mean you aren’t old enough to drive yet? I thought we had a date…”

And why do I think today she would get an “A” in Dr. Andy’s class?