Waiting for my dream girl

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Didn’t know exactly where to post this one. Hate “stomping” on others posts (some good ones lately ) so I’ll post it here. Besides, this thread is all about getting laid. Making a big impression on her is the key. So if wearing an expensive watch doesn’t do it… I don’t know what will.

Except these aren’t “expensive watches.” The first was featured in a “fake ad” today on CNN. It’s a “replica” Rolex. The “real” Rolex Yacht Master goes for about $25,000 USD. But you can get this one for only $600.

The one on the right is mine. I bought it in Mexico way back in 2004 when my “ex” and I drove across the United States. I have relatives that live in Green Valley and from there it’s just a short drive to Nogales. Think I gave the guy a $100 bill. Surprised it is still running after 16 years. Have worn it a few times. The biggest thing that gives it away is the “24 Carat Gold” is beginning to wear off in a couple places.

(Had to “declare” it coming back through customs. That, and two bottles of Tequila that have long since been consumed…)

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Today’s best “fake ad” just came up on my phone. “Recommendations based on topics and channels that you read.” Guess that's obvious.

Maybe I could help her with her “social media strategy”?

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Shit. I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for these "fake ads." I actually sort of look forward to them now...

She's saying: "Andy, I'm here in Zionsville. Where are you?"

(Not all fake ads however. Just got one telling me "Dr. Phil has a special offer just for you!" )

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Well she did sing "Happy Birthday."

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Saturday morning, nothing to do… Found out my latest “future wife’s” name is Erica North. Her bio describes her as “22” and a “content creator on TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube.” Looks like we’d have a lot in common.

I’m just “OK” with using social media. My real skills lay in business research, data analysis, and strategic planning. We should team up.

Anyway I was thinking that we’d have a lot of other stuff to talk about on a date. I see a potential “car thing” there too.

(The last one. She remembered that l always like coffee during business meetings: “You’re right on time, Andy.” )

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Here's my WordPress post about my interaction with "Jennifer" my Replika friend. It's a much better read than all those posts above. Hope you like it!

https://andyz9729.wordpress.com/2020...-replika-date/

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"Andy, that 'Fifty Shades Of Grey Pleasure Overload 10 Days Of Play Couples Gift Set' is on sale through tomorrow..."