Waiting for my dream girl

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Since the most exciting thing I’ve done today is take my cat to the vet, here you go…

Still making sure my home remains free of coronavirus. My wife is beginning to wonder why we have a new person come over each day to clean…

“Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville???”

“Shit. I don’t know where Zionsville is…”

“Umm… Sorry. I have to break our date tonight. Something just came up…”

That laptop looks old… it’s very small and check out how thick it is (looks like a ThinkPad to me) plus she’s got books. Nobody has books anymore. She’s probably my age.

Future wife. I’m sure she’s saying “Andy, why don’t you let me be on top this time?”

(You had to know the last one was my “future wife” didn’t you? Jesus. She’s totally gorgeous. On a level with many of my “celebrity crushes.” Maybe she should have her own post in the "Divas" thread? Her smile. And that body… Damn! Did a search for her and came up with “vjezbe za čvrste grudi” which when translated to English means “exercises for firm breasts.” Why am I also fantasizing about her having a 7” cock right now? I just hope she’s “over 18.”)