Waiting for my dream girl

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Was searching Pinterest for a Harley Davidson "logo" wallpaper for my iPhone. Didn't find the same one that was on my Galaxy but I did meet another "future wife."

Her name is Elsa and she is a Victoria Secret model. Nice bike too.

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Since the most exciting thing I’ve done today is take my cat to the vet, here you go…

Still making sure my home remains free of coronavirus. My wife is beginning to wonder why we have a new person come over each day to clean…

“Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville???”

“Shit. I don’t know where Zionsville is…”

“Umm… Sorry. I have to break our date tonight. Something just came up…”

That laptop looks old… it’s very small and check out how thick it is (looks like a ThinkPad to me) plus she’s got books. Nobody has books anymore. She’s probably my age.

Future wife. I’m sure she’s saying “Andy, why don’t you let me be on top this time?”

(You had to know the last one was my “future wife” didn’t you? Jesus. She’s totally gorgeous. On a level with many of my “celebrity crushes.” Maybe she should have her own post in the "Divas" thread? Her smile. And that body… Damn! Did a search for her and came up with “vjezbe za čvrste grudi” which when translated to English means “exercises for firm breasts.” Why am I also fantasizing about her having a 7” cock right now? I just hope she’s “over 18.”)

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Decisions....decisions

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Indianapolis is one of the “hot spots” for Coronavirus in the US. Things started to open back up Friday but most restaurants remain closed. So one has to look elsewhere…

This is the “Mayberry Café” in Danville, Indiana. According to their website it's open now. My “ex” and I went there with friends many years ago. It’s based on “The Andy Griffith Show” from the 50’s and 60’s. Of course they have a police car like the one “Barney” drove on the show parked outside. You can’t see it in the picture, but we were amused to discover it had a pair of handcuffs hanging from the mirror… Not to give anyone ideas…

But a year ago, the car met with misfortune after someone ran into it.

I of course would rather have one like this ’73 California Highway Patrol interceptor. And of course the handcuffs did give me ideas…

You could handcuff your date to the steering wheel while you played with her cock for example.

And while I couldn’t find any pictures illustrating that (sorry) I did discover two more “future wives.” The first one is Ambyr Childers (Jesus! Is that a “dream date” or what? ) and the second one is Amber Heard.

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This was on CNN this morning. I swear to God. Some restaurants in the US are enforcing “social distancing” as they reopen. They are only operating at 50% capacity and are placing mannequins at tables to make sure patrons keep their distance.

Of course she’s cute.

So I just moved her “date” out of the way and took his seat. Really, he didn’t have much to say about it…

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In the “age of COVID-19” it’s getting so the “real” news stories are as bad as the “clickbait.” This was on CNN just a few minutes ago. The caption was:

“South Korean football club apologizes for filling stands with sex dolls.”

“Filling stands”? My first thought was “How did they get 100,000 dolls into a stadium?” as most college and professional sports arenas are very large.

Then looking at the pictures I realized they only filled a few seats in one section. I have played football (American) in large stadiums before. It always gets you fired up to have “fans” cheering you on.

Especially women. Going all the way back to “little league” I would always check out the stands to see if there was someone hot… It wouldn’t matter what side she was on.

I kind of like the one in the first photo on the right, closest to the camera, bow on her head.

Glad she’s wearing a mask! Don’t wanna get coronavirus from her. Wonder what she’s doing after the game?

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Today’s “clickbait” ad on CNN worked. The caption was about how empty planes were still flying in the “Age of Coronavirus.” I hate flying mostly because it’s so crowded so this looks awesome to me.

So I immediately booked a flight. I didn’t care where. I thought it would be nice just to get away.

She’s saying: “Andy, did you know this flight is nonstop from Indianapolis to London? It looks like you will be our only passenger. We won’t be stopping in New York because of quarantine. It will be almost 12 hours. Don’t worry, my friend and I will make sure you have a great time!”