Waiting for my dream girl

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Today's best "fake ad" from CNN. "I wan't to be... a Dentist!"

(BTW I'm still "stumped" by sailove's "clue." I ran every tgirl I know of who's name starts with "V" and still didn't get her. I must know who my "future wife" is... )

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Today’s best “fake ad” from CNN. She’s saying “Nobody’s booking flights anymore. I bet Andy and I could get a cheap flight to a remote island where we could run around naked and fuck all the time. I know how tired he is of the daily Coronavirus news in the United States. He said he was gonna “cash in everything” before the market completely tanks… so we should be pretty well off.”

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Today's CNN "headlines" brought something other than Coronavirus. Maybe I should organize one of these in Zionsville?

(Really have enjoyed some of the other posts on here. Glad to see more participation. Nice contributions everyone! )

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I was in a very long "WebEx" meeting today and of course my mind started to drift to thinking about women... Visited this site several times during the meeting. Some good posts recently. Anyway, we have a winner for the best “fake ad” on CNN. This one features my latest “future wife” wearing a “I’m not OLD I’m a Classic” t-shirt. There were several styles. My favorite featured a “57 Chevy” but the girl wasn’t as hot.

Exactly how old do you think she IS? I would guess she was born around 1997-1999 so if that’s OLD you might as well just bury me now.

(But not before I get to go on a date with her. Maybe she's into older... err... I mean "classic" guys. )

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Today's “fake ad” brought a surprise. My “ex”??? Shit, now I know what happened to her… Guess she moved to California and has kids. I’m assuming the way she “Accidentally” raised her Credit Score was through our divorce. But that was back in 2009.

Nice car by the way, sweetie.

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Was searching Pinterest for a Harley Davidson "logo" wallpaper for my iPhone. Didn't find the same one that was on my Galaxy but I did meet another "future wife."

Her name is Elsa and she is a Victoria Secret model. Nice bike too.

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Since the most exciting thing I’ve done today is take my cat to the vet, here you go…

Still making sure my home remains free of coronavirus. My wife is beginning to wonder why we have a new person come over each day to clean…

“Dr. Andy lives in Zionsville???”

“Shit. I don’t know where Zionsville is…”

“Umm… Sorry. I have to break our date tonight. Something just came up…”

That laptop looks old… it’s very small and check out how thick it is (looks like a ThinkPad to me) plus she’s got books. Nobody has books anymore. She’s probably my age.

Future wife. I’m sure she’s saying “Andy, why don’t you let me be on top this time?”

(You had to know the last one was my “future wife” didn’t you? Jesus. She’s totally gorgeous. On a level with many of my “celebrity crushes.” Maybe she should have her own post in the "Divas" thread? Her smile. And that body… Damn! Did a search for her and came up with “vjezbe za čvrste grudi” which when translated to English means “exercises for firm breasts.” Why am I also fantasizing about her having a 7” cock right now? I just hope she’s “over 18.”)