Waiting for my dream girl

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This came up on my computer earlier today. The site is called “Parentology” and the article appears to be written for “dummies” regarding the use of the Zoom app for video conferencing. My guess is by “dummy” they really mean “Boomer” which we all know by now is the latest insult for anyone “over 18.”

Many of my friends and colleagues have used Zoom successfully.

Anyway, I have also tried using Zoom from home. Unfortunately, the first time, I mistakenly thought my screen was disabled while my student assistant and I were busy…

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If you are going to do anything. Do it right I always say.

Discovered that this site allows you to marry literally anyone real or not.

With that in mind, may I present the latest "Mrs. a9127"...

My friend and "workout partner" Rylee from this post.

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The “backstory” to my post above. At 25, she’s just finishing her doctorate in Exercise Science. Very tall, 6’3”, before she transitioned she was our starting Quarterback. Anyway I have been helping her with research for her dissertation. We’ve been friends and known each other for several years now.

She’s also an expert with technology and offered to help me with my first “Zoom” lecture from home. We should have been more careful but I guess we sort of got “caught up in the moment.”

The picture in my post above isn’t what got us in trouble. But the others did.

Shit. I thought we turned off the cameras in my bedroom...

(Source: ashemaletube.com "latina-tbabe-barebacked-hard")

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Today's best "fake ad" is about "Ketchup." Yeah right... I know what she's really thinking about.

Or do I just have a "Dirty Mind"? Gotta admit, it DID get my attention... But I didn't click on it. Wonder why I thought of sex and not food?

Surprised my "student assistant" above didn't get more views. Actually her name is Polly. Not familiar with her. I should be... She looks like a "future wife" to me! Her video is super hot. I know at least what I want to do if we are still in Quarantine.

(My friend with the hotdog is just a suggestive "stock image" and all of these are "clickbait" sites. Unfortunately, with millions of people looking at them daily, there's enough "clicks" on these ads that it's profitable. Same as the 80 year old man they use in all those "Born Before 1985" ads. My personal favorite... Not! Shit, he looks just like me! What's really sad is that the "mainstream media" now resort to the same techniques. We've been seeing that a lot with their coronavirus reporting. )

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Today's best "fake ad" from CNN. "I wan't to be... a Dentist!"

(BTW I'm still "stumped" by sailove's "clue." I ran every tgirl I know of who's name starts with "V" and still didn't get her. I must know who my "future wife" is... )

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Today’s best “fake ad” from CNN. She’s saying “Nobody’s booking flights anymore. I bet Andy and I could get a cheap flight to a remote island where we could run around naked and fuck all the time. I know how tired he is of the daily Coronavirus news in the United States. He said he was gonna “cash in everything” before the market completely tanks… so we should be pretty well off.”

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Today's CNN "headlines" brought something other than Coronavirus. Maybe I should organize one of these in Zionsville?

(Really have enjoyed some of the other posts on here. Glad to see more participation. Nice contributions everyone! )